Things are not always what they seem

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by Brian Walker, Dec 7, 2006.

  1. Brian Walker

    Brian Walker Guest

    He almost said the "N" word too....but he got too confused when he
    pissed his pants!

    Yeah, his motorcycle was fine...you couldn't hurt that $300 piece of
    shit he was riding around on!
     
    Brian Walker, Dec 29, 2006
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  2. Brian Walker

    Redshad Guest

    Mark Johnson?? I have heard that name somewhere before. Is he one of the "N"
    word dudes that tried to swin across the border?

    Redshad
     
    Redshad, Dec 29, 2006
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  3. Brian Walker

    Brian Walker Guest

    Nah, if he ever tried that he'd sue someone for personal injury of
    $20,000 because he swallowed some water and it tasted funny...
     
    Brian Walker, Dec 29, 2006
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  4. Vic you forgot to mention that Ol' billy LIES
    about veterans...which brings up the fact I am
    STILL waiting for his apology for lying about my
    military record.

    --
    Keith Schiffner
    History does not record anywhere at any time a
    religion that has any rational basis. Religion is
    a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up
    to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff,
    most people do have a religion and spend time and
    money on it and seem to derive considerable
    pleasure from fiddling with it.
    Robert Heinlein
     
    Keith Schiffner, Dec 29, 2006
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  5. Brian Walker

    Brian Walker Guest

    I don't recall ever getting that "fax" you promised me...
     
    Brian Walker, Dec 29, 2006
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  6. Brian Walker

    Bill Walker Guest

    Uh Oh.. "bout to get all hysterical, Rankum ? Don't forget to put your
    kickstand down.. ROTFL..
     
    Bill Walker, Dec 29, 2006
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  7. Brian Walker

    Bill Walker Guest

    I'll give him a little more credit than all that.. I think he's got a bit
    more pride than Ari Rankum.. At least we know that he can hold up
    a motorcycle . He know how to keep his mouth shut in a court room, too..
     
    Bill Walker, Dec 29, 2006
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  8. Brian Walker

    Bill Walker Guest

    hmmm... I don't think so.. He's that ol' bad boy that thought it was a good
    deal
    to accuse a man of abusing his kid and causing her death, on usenet.. Kinda
    sorta like ol' Ari Rankum, not quite.. Mark Johnson kinda goes into a dead
    faint, or something and ol'Ari Rankum goes all hysterical and stuff..

    Pretty much like I have said, for years.. "better be careful about writing
    usenet
    checks that you can't cash in person".. lol.. I notice that we've got three
    of these
    clowns participating in this thread, now. Vic.. somewhere in Michigan, or
    some-
    where.. lol.. obsessed with a couple of guys in Texas, that he can't/won't
    go near..
    Ari Rankum.. who likes to side up and issue "stern warnings" .. made a trip
    to
    Texas .. watched his buddy get slapped and than got all hysterical, dropped
    his
    motorcycle .. lmao.. Then .. there is ol' Keith Shiffner, or whatever..
    keeps going
    on and on about someone "lying about his military record (?)" LOL.. the
    "Killfile
    King"

    Funny thing is.. only one of the three has laid eyes on either of the
    Walkers.. Gotta
    love it.. ROTFLMAO.. Regards, Redshad
     
    Bill Walker, Dec 29, 2006
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  9. Brian Walker

    Brian Walker Guest

    Yeah, but that "laid eyes on either" only amounted to a brief second
    until he began sqealing like a little girl "I SAW IT, I SAW IT!" and
    then fell over with his motorcycle....just call him Ari "SPLAT" Rankum!

    After all those "warnings" Ari was flinging around, you'd have expected
    the gutless fat bastard to have held up better than that...don't make
    it sound like Ari had some sort of courage.
     
    Brian Walker, Dec 29, 2006
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  10. Brian Walker

    Brian Walker Guest

    What was that saying?

    "Dynamite wouldn't have blown him off that motorcycle"?

    He was hoping his friends would help him out, but then his friends were
    too busy helping save Ari from his own self!

    And yes, he looked real pitiful in that courtroom while letting his
    divorce lawyer scream around those halls about personal injury....I
    didn't know Mark Johnson was so desperate as to send a divorce lawyer
    at us. I kinda took that part personal!
     
    Brian Walker, Dec 29, 2006
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  11. Brian Walker

    Bill Walker Guest

     
    Bill Walker, Dec 29, 2006
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  12. Brian Walker

    BJayKana Guest


    Ari; ''knowing you (literally) you'd just drop your motorcycle, piss
    your pants and start sqealing like a little girl "I SAW IT, I SAW IT!".
    BrianWalker-

    Red-Shad interupts the thread of the day
    to say----
    He dropped his motorcycle?? Was it ok??
    Redshad)



    Thats what they say<?>
    I dropped one once, and broke the dang' hand break lever, and one of my
    dern ''rear view mirriors''. So, Red, dropping ones Motorbike canbe bad,
    lad.
    <friendly grin>

    B. Jay Kana--
    NETexas
    03Valk-&-98 Magna
    Have a Dandy Day--
     
    BJayKana, Dec 29, 2006
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  13. Brian Walker

    BJayKana Guest

    Say Brian--I just love the fact that you spend so much time battling
    your many detractors. Then you post this most vivid picture of your
    brain squirming like a toad. Your detractors could never have damned you
    the way you've damned yourself.
    You are one delusional dumbass.


    <chuckle> Well, Well, Well...
    I guess we'll be seeing Mark Johnson trying to come back into this
    group....
    I just might follow this group a little closer to see if he
    appears...maybe he'll sue someone trying to get back into
    tx.motorcycles...Brian Walker-



    I doubt seriously Mark ''bounse'' Johnson will dare come back on here. I
    think he is skeered. In fact, I dont ever see him on reeky, either. He
    probably doesn't do usenet anymore.
    Getting slapped on top of your helmet, buddy, ‘‘is pretty darn'
    serious.’’
    He might still be rehabillatatin'.
    shoot. <chhhuckle, RN style)

    B. Jay Kana--
    NETexas
    03Valk-&-98 Magna
    Have a Dandy Day--
     
    BJayKana, Dec 29, 2006
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  14. Brian Walker

    BJayKana Guest


    I guess we'll be seeing Mark Johnson trying to come back into this
    group....
    I just might follow this group a little closer to see if he
    appears...maybe he'll sue someone trying to get back into
    tx.motorcycles... brianWalker-


    (Red-Shad) keeps on trying to attribute stuff to keep the ''thread of
    the day'' going--
    --SayBrian;--Mark Johnson?? I have heard that name somewhere before. Is
    he one of the "N" word dudes that tried to swin across the border?
    Redshad)



    (okay Red-Shad, here is the scoop, as I recall)
    Mark Johnson, was mainly known on this group as ''bounse''.
    He lived in the Ft.Worth area, I think.
    He rode a FJR1300.
    He is, or was a big feller.
    He was active in the reeky ''Nart'' association of useNet online Riders.
    He was ''bitch slapped'' at the BreckenrigeTx, ''Nart'' meeting, I
    cannot remember who taught him a lesson, that day. <g>
    The Texas Nart meeting was at Sunny and Joes home place. This feller
    Ari Rectum was there, he rode about 1200 miles to the event, on that
    July day, and on a dern ole' Harley, I think. <g>
    Red-Shad, for some additional info; Louie, MorganKane, and Wacko, were
    there as well.
    In those days, Bill thought MorganKane was a woman.(just wanted to throw
    this piece of info in) <g>
    Red', does this jog your Shad' memory'glands. you're welcome,good buddy.
    <RNGrin)

    B. Jay Kana--
    NETexas
    03Valk-&-98 Magna
    Have a Dandy Day--
     
    BJayKana, Dec 29, 2006
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  15. Brian Walker

    BJayKana Guest

    Finally. Just before the old year goes, we gotUs uh' thread that one can
    sink yer' teeth into.
    Thanks to Vicky, Keithy and Ari Rectum, from the infamous Reeky area.
    Now, If we could just git' ole Tomorrow, and ''whats his face'', oh
    yeah. Calgarie, in on this mildly flamed (so far) thread, it might be
    worth dialing in on. <g>
    Hey, atleast it is a thread that got ole Brian interested. He is home
    for the holidays, so maybe he will be a contributor, and express his
    wonderful stuff.

    B. Jay Kana--
    NETexas
    03Valk-&-98 Magna
    Have a Dandy Day--
     
    BJayKana, Dec 29, 2006
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  16. Brian Walker

    Bill Walker Guest

    LMAO.. close enough that I won't even bother to make minor corrections..
     
    Bill Walker, Dec 29, 2006
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  17. Brian Walker

    Redshad Guest

    Say Brian--I just love the fact that you spend so much time battling
    your many detractors. Then you post this most vivid picture of your
    brain squirming like a toad. Your detractors could never have damned you
    the way you've damned yourself.
    You are one delusional dumbass.


    <chuckle> Well, Well, Well...
    I guess we'll be seeing Mark Johnson trying to come back into this
    group....
    I just might follow this group a little closer to see if he
    appears...maybe he'll sue someone trying to get back into
    tx.motorcycles...Brian Walker-



    I doubt seriously Mark ''bounse'' Johnson will dare come back on here. I
    think he is skeered. In fact, I dont ever see him on reeky, either. He
    probably doesn't do usenet anymore.
    Getting slapped on top of your helmet, buddy, ''is pretty darn'
    serious.''
    He might still be rehabillatatin'.
    shoot. <chhhuckle, RN style)

    B. Jay Kana--
    NETexas
    03Valk-&-98 Magna
    Have a Dandy Day--

    Why dont all you boys just cut the bullshit and get on with who is going to
    whip whos ass..who is going to ride circles around who.. who is going to
    give who riding lessons during the new year..who is a girl..who has the
    fastest motorcycle..who actually rides a motorcycle and who wishes they
    could..who is a "N" word.. If we go ahead and get that all out of the way
    first, it would make this thread alot more interesting. LOL

    Good Luck,
    Redshad
     
    Redshad, Dec 29, 2006
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  18. Brian Walker

    Bill Walker Guest

    Whoo Hooo.. Hey Redshad.. all that has already been well established on
    tx.motorcycles before.. lol.. Being a relative newcomer, you may not be
    aware of all of it..

    That's alright.. you are forgiven.. Just wait till the newsgroup Monitors
    get
    involved.. then we'll really see some fun times.. Regards

    Bill Walker
     
    Bill Walker, Dec 29, 2006
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