thieving scum

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Med, Feb 3, 2006.

  1. Med

    Stuart Gray Guest


    I'm a whizz on mainframes which have **** all to do with Pcs. That's like
    saying I understand English so should be fully conversant in Urdu. It's even
    worse than the difference between petrol and diesel. I like OE cos it came
    with the PC and I'm fucked if I have to go scrabbling for something better.
    If someone pointed my in the right direction, great. If not, just **** right
    off. Just like if someone told me I was running the wrong bike, or helmet,
    or leathers. Except I do have to pay for all the bike stuff.
    Lozzo, just put your pointy stick away or prod someone else, or tell me what
    to use. (in an OE type way)
     
    Stuart Gray, Feb 5, 2006
    #41
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  2. Med

    Lozzo Guest

    Stuart Gray said...
    And this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is what constitues a bite :)
     
    Lozzo, Feb 5, 2006
    #42
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  3. Rusty Hinge 2 wrote
    and a return

    If you are going to do it do it fucking right.
     
    steve auvache, Feb 6, 2006
    #43
  4. Bastards, in't they?
    --
    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a
    I demand nothing of you except that you amuse me.

    Folding@Home Team UKRM
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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Feb 6, 2006
    #44
  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Grimly Curmudgeon
    Ho yuss. I ought to be able to get a prescription, really.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
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    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 6, 2006
    #45
  6. Med

    Stuart Gray Guest

    Lozzo - you are a ****.

    /*Instructions from RH2 in reply to "What fucking separator?"
    *****follows...
    /*
    /* "The two dashes between the body and your sig.
    /* It should be two dashes and a space. Lacking the trailing space means
    /* people answering your posts have to delete the sig manually. Most
    /* newsreaders will strip it, and anything below it, automagically."
    /*
    /*end of instructions
     
    Stuart Gray, Feb 6, 2006
    #46
  7. Med

    Stuart Gray Guest

    I'm fucking trying to. Just to keep you gents happy. FFS. Since when did
    biker get soooooo anal?
     
    Stuart Gray, Feb 6, 2006
    #47
  8. Med

    Lozzo Guest

    Stuart Gray said...
    I didn't need you to tell me, but thanks anyway.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 6, 2006
    #48
  9. Med

    Stuart Gray Guest

    **** me pink, OE even manages to screw up replies with twinkles
     
    Stuart Gray, Feb 6, 2006
    #49
  10. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Stuart Gray
    **** off and learn, newbie scum:

    http://www.ukrm.net/faq/UKRMsCBT.html

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 6, 2006
    #50
  11. The message <>
    My grandmother's house (339 Romford Road) was very close to a park -
    West ham Park, or possibly Wanstead Flats - anyway, in Manor Park,
    where there was an ack-ack battery (to spare us any more AA puns), and
    when the siren went, she always left it to the last minute to get down
    the garden to the Anderson shelter.

    Sometime in the autumn my mother was there and I was too young to
    remember, and we were in the shelter, when her mother came running down
    the path with her apron over her head. "Fat lot of good that is against
    shrapnel!" my mother said, to which her mother retorted: "Shrapnel be
    blowed! Every time one of those blasted guns goes off it shakes a shower
    of apples off the trees!"

    Later, she was bombed out of that house and bombed out of the next one
    she went to. She moved to Upminster, and a doodle-bug wrecked that
    bungalow too. I remember going into the hall through where the front
    door had been, and seeing the sky above me.
    Hmmm. Yes. I'm making a bookcase before I get any more.
     
    Rusty Hinge 2, Feb 6, 2006
    #51
  12. Med

    muddy Guest

    Yebbet, he's our ****.
     
    muddy, Feb 6, 2006
    #52
  13. Med

    Stuart Gray Guest

    Yebbut, did the snip sig thing work? <tries it again>
     
    Stuart Gray, Feb 6, 2006
    #53
  14. Med

    muddy Guest

    It's always been this way, post properly or get flamed.
    You're better off posting without a .sig.
     
    muddy, Feb 6, 2006
    #54
  15. Med

    Wizard Guest


    IIRC, if you fix it by putting dash dash space, OE will then
    bugger it up by removing the space.

    If you google on Quotefix, you'll find a fix for OE that'll stop
    it doing that. Or you could just download a nice newsreader
    (Microplanet Gravity, FreeAgent, or whatever).


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    Suzuki GS550 "I like that. Nicely shite" - TOG
    BMW 520i (RIP- Ebay item 4601147727)
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    Remove location from email address to reply
     
    Wizard, Feb 6, 2006
    #55
  16. Med

    Stuart Gray Guest

    You **** off, he says while reading FAQ. :)
     
    Stuart Gray, Feb 6, 2006
    #56
  17. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, muddy
    See, that's another one of those "mental images you *really* don't
    want", right there.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 6, 2006
    #57
  18. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Stuart Gray
    Smileys are for cunts[1].

    [1] (tm) Blaney.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 6, 2006
    #58
  19. Med

    Stuart Gray Guest

    Thanks for that Wizard. I'll give up on sigs, don't need one anyway. It's
    just added to my dislike of MS PC stuff. I'd be better posting from a
    fucking mainframe anyway, with a bit of rexx code.

    Stuart
     
    Stuart Gray, Feb 6, 2006
    #59
  20. Wizard wrote
    return

    Please get it fucking right.
     
    steve auvache, Feb 6, 2006
    #60
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