thieving scum

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Med, Feb 3, 2006.

  1. Med

    Wizard Guest

    Three dogs seeing off thieving scrotes with a Bofors gun?

    I'd pay good money to watch that.


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    Wizard, Feb 3, 2006
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  2. Med

    Wizard Guest

    @ytc1NOARGYBEEF.co.uk>, YTC#1
    () says...

    Does the dog now deserve a POTM number?

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    Wizard, Feb 3, 2006
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  3. Post the type , style make serial numbers of the chainsaws i will post
    them to a few friends in the landscaping business
     
    Steve Robinson, Feb 3, 2006
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  4. Med

    R obbo Guest

    They don't mention that sort of stuff on EBay do they?

    ;-^
     
    R obbo, Feb 3, 2006
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  5. Med

    Eatmorepies Guest

    My next door neighbor is farmer and his top dog won't even live in the
    shed. It sleeps under a hedge. This time of year it looks like a very shaggy
    grey and white polar bear with one golden eye (1) - bloody tough dog - not
    even a T shirt.

    (1) It has two eyes but the other one's not golden.

    John
     
    Eatmorepies, Feb 3, 2006
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  6. Med

    Krusty Guest

    A hedge? I used to dream of having a hedge to sleep under.


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    Krusty, Feb 4, 2006
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  7. 3 men, two men, one man and his dog, Spot, and a bottle of pop, Old
    Mother Riley and her cow?
     
    Rusty Hinge 2, Feb 5, 2006
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  8. The message <>
    But the separator's still fucked.
     
    Rusty Hinge 2, Feb 5, 2006
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  9. The message <>
    Local lad got his racing Kart back recently when it was spotted on Ebay.
     
    Rusty Hinge 2, Feb 5, 2006
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    Aye, so did mine - and 3·7" at Newhaven, and 4·5" on the Faroe Islands.

    I saw his battery destroy a doodle bug above the channel.
     
    Rusty Hinge 2, Feb 5, 2006
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  11. Med

    Lozzo Guest

    Rusty Hinge 2 said...
    Was it powering Des's rattle?
     
    Lozzo, Feb 5, 2006
    #31
  12. Dunno - it was the line of little black puffs (oo-er!) just above the
    horizon which alerted me, and the thing went off with a big red flash
    before I had time to ask it.

    However, I expect it would have had other things to concern itself with
    just then.

    1) saw line of shells going off

    2) big red flash, decaying into big grey cloud

    3) Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom from Newhaven

    4) Crump-crump-crump-crump-*ROAR* from out at sea

    5) Minutes later, long, low rumble comes back from (presumably) the
    French coast.

    This would have been some time in 1944.
     
    Rusty Hinge 2, Feb 5, 2006
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  13. Grimly Curmudgeon, Feb 5, 2006
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  14. Grimly Curmudgeon, Feb 5, 2006
    #34
  15. The message <>
     
    Rusty Hinge 2, Feb 5, 2006
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  16. Med

    Stuart Gray Guest

    What fucking separator? This is Outlook Express, I've tried a couple of
    others, but either I don't like the look of them or I have to pay for them.
    This is a fleeting pastime, using Usenet, not a fucking career. If you can
    tell me how to "fix" the separator in OE, I would be well chuffed, cos it
    would get the usenet nazis off my back, otherwise, I couldn't really give a
    ****. I have enough hassle keeping real computers running, AKA IBM
    mainframes, and can't really be arsed to get serious about personal
    computers, not running on MS anyway. I would be interested enough to fix it
    if it ran a real OS, but I have kids who like to play games, and I don't
    know many games on MVS or Unix my kids would like. As long as my ISP in
    conjunction with MS supply my kids and my needs I'm happy. So **** right off
    ****. Unless of course you can fix my "separator".

    that was a nice little rant, thanks for the opportunity, and keep the shiny
    side up.
     
    Stuart Gray, Feb 5, 2006
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  17. Med

    Lozzo Guest

    Stuart Gray said...
    I'm sorry? You like Outlook Express but later on claim to be some sort
    of computer whizz. You're obviously telling lies about one or the other.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 5, 2006
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  18. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Rusty Hinge 2
    *Cool*.

    My old man was in the East End during the V1 attacks. He was merrily
    akip one night in the room he shared with his brother when one came
    over:

    "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP... <silence>"

    Big eyes. Very big eyes, apparently.

    Then BANG! a couple of streets away.

    I'm re-reading "The Mare's Nest" at the moment. Totally fascinating
    story. I've got R.V. Jones' "Most Secret War" waiting to be read too.

    Curse you, Abebooks... :^)

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 5, 2006
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  19. The message <>
    The two dashes between the body and your sig.

    It should be two dashes and a space. Lacking the trailing space means
    people answering your posts have to delete the sig manually. Most
    newsreaders will strip it, and anything below it, automagically.
    'Nuff said.
    No idea. Never used it, but i expect someone will come along and provide
    an answer.
    I can't comment about 'Unixy' games as I don't play any of them, nor any
    in M$, but now you know what a 'separator' is, I'm sure that with your
    undoubted experience and experitse you will be quite capable of fixing
    it yourself.
    That depends on the meaning you're applying to 'nice'.
     
    Rusty Hinge 2, Feb 5, 2006
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  20. Med

    Lozzo Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel said...
    My old man used to tell me about how he and his younger brother used to
    creep up onto the roof of their house in Malta during air raids and
    watch the Italian and German bombers doing their work, and the Brit
    fighters trying to stop them. He said the scariest thing was watching a
    burning bomber coming in to crash, and feeling the rush of the air
    pressure as it passed directly over their heads and crashed into
    buildings not too far away. He said you could hear the shouting and
    screams of the airmen trapped inside as it went over.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 5, 2006
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