thieving scum

Walking out of the house this morning, thought "Hmm, I put the dog in the
shed last night, and that shed door shoud be shut, that door don't look
right, and that one should be shut too".
Sick feeling in stomach region, worse fears came true, some srote had stolen
three chainsaws, a hedge trimmer and a heavy duty strimmer...bastards.
Car still there, Landrover door open, ignition forced & still on, dustcovers
taken off the Sprint ST....BASTARDS.
Bike was alarmed, disclock fitted and rear wheel chained to the ant-aircraft
gun - much better than a ground anchor! Plod were impressed with the
artillery.
Bike seems untouched, runs OK, throttle is OK, clutch seems OK, and brakes
fine.but should I be looking out for anything the BASTARDS could have done
to it out of spite? Might they come back for the bike on another call?
Med

 

Sod that, what happened to the dog ?

 

Dog has now been demoted from "guard Dog" to "Dog"

 

On Fri, 03 Feb 2006 18:06:51 +0000, Med wrote:

Well if some bastard stuffed me in a cold shed all night, I'd be pissing
myself laughing when the cunts came in and knicked his bike.

 

Y'see, your fuckwit argument is based on your own lack of grasping the
situation. The dog was rescued from an abusive owner, who kept it tethered
under some farm machinery for two years. I rescued it, and it lives happily
with us, but WILL NOT go in to the house, no matter what we do to try. It is
perfectly happy outside - and who told you the shed is cold? They are
telling you lies - go and fucking tell 'em.

 

Lighten up. I think you'll find YTC was joking you miserable bugger.

 

WTF is an ant-aircraft gun? Doesn't sound big enough to chain to a bike.

 

Have you noticed that you've got an eleven line sig with a fucked sig
sep?

 

Oi! Snip sigs.
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Dave
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oops - a spooling mistook, should be a Bofors 40mm anti-aircraft gun

 

To be fair, he has just had his shed broken into!

 

Wotcha.

I think you've just answered your own question regarding thieving scum

"They don't like it up 'em" - not 40mm shells anyway.

 

Med () gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :

If only you'd trained the dog to use it...

 

They were trying to rescue the dog from the cold.

 

And now it's found another one?

 

Nah, you need a team of three :-(

 

3 men *and* a dog?

 

Nope. It depends on how many times I hit the return key on OE Express tho,
innit?

 

Fucking Nice One. No wonder the dog was scared.

 

R obbo () gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying :

# went to mow a meadow...