There is no God....

My 10 quid says Big Tony is nearly 30 stone.

 

You weigh that much, and you've got a 535? Do you hold up
traffic in NSL zones?

 

I've trouble holding myself up, let alone any traffic.
--
Chris H #2
Rat xv535
project 400 twin hardtail
the old man's maggot trike
SH#6

 

Not at 4ft 6", it doesn't

High carb, high fat, low fibre, the preferred diet of the Western World.
Works every time, just look at out ever icreasing life expectancy.

 

Yeah, Clerks 0wns!

 

I did think of Big Tony when I typed that, but Tony's not really a fat
****, is he - he's just fucking huge.

 

That's why I think the Tuorounooro or wotever the **** it's
called, is tall.

cnut.

Don't need to reminding, some poor bugger who was a regular in
the freeserve froups has just died. Heart just "stopped"
apparently, yet he was only young from what I gather.

Anyway, I got one of them smoothie-blender thingies for xmas and
I've been eating sh.. shi.. er, shed-loads of fruit ever since.

Now if I could just get off my arse...

 

King&Queen seat fitted, or does the bike just enter another
dimension when you mount it?

 

That's darts player territory. The chubster who just won the
darts competition is reportedly about 30 stone. Christ, most
bikes would just disappear up his arse.

 

Chris H #2 said...

Yeah, I find them a little bit too wide in the seat and a it's a bit of
a stretch to the bars.

 

What? Yamaha suppository?
--
Chris H #2
Rat xv535
project 400 twin hardtail
the old man's maggot trike
SH#6

 

http://www.cumminstools.com/browse.cfm/4,193.html

 

You haven't met Big Tony have you?

 

Err, no... Why?

Ahh!

 

<fx: looks...>

Lol..

Barsteward.

 

LOL.

Send me one too. I think I'll need it to get on my bike.

30 stone? Pah. Lightweight amateur.

 

I thought it so good I bought it on DVD and have promptly not watched it.

 

Well, now you've got it on DVD, you don't need to.

 

pseudoplatypus said:

For some reason I expected it to be derived from 'cummin stools'

 

One word: "Mallrats"