There is no God....

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Chris H #2, Jan 14, 2004.

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  1. Chris H #2

    Chris H #2 Guest

    The minute I move to the Gower peninsula[1] my bike is still shagged. And
    its raining. Sideways. And hasn't stopped in days.

    [1] The place, not the body part.

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    Chris H #2
    Rat xv535
    project 400 twin hardtail
    the old man's maggot trike
    SH#6
     
    Chris H #2, Jan 14, 2004
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    Cane Guest

    Maybe there *is* a God and he thinks you're a ****.
     
    Cane, Jan 14, 2004
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    Howard Guest

    SHE does!
     
    Howard, Jan 14, 2004
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    Cane Guest

    Now that was a weird film.
     
    Cane, Jan 14, 2004
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    CT Guest


    There's no argument to be had. Alanis Morrisette is God
    - I saw it on the telly a few weeks back.

    HTH
     
    CT, Jan 14, 2004
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    Alan.T.Gower Guest

    The memories of rain, this is one of the reasons I left.
    *snort*
     
    Alan.T.Gower, Jan 14, 2004
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    Zobo Kolonie Guest

    You must Mumbles the sacred words "Swansea is a Pit and they can't play
    rugby for toffee" to your bike, that'll get it going again :)
     
    Zobo Kolonie, Jan 14, 2004
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    Chris H #2 Guest

    He *knows* I'm a cnut.

    There is a God, (s)he just happen to be a small business in Stockport who
    are overwhelmed with work, and I've just had the call saying they're
    starting work on my CDI next week :)

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    Chris H #2
    Rat xv535 {running soon)
    project 400 twin hardtail
    the old man's maggot trike
    SH#6
     
    Chris H #2, Jan 14, 2004
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    Chris H #2 Guest

    You might have noticed me by now [1]

    [1] 23st 4.5lb according to WW last night.

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    Chris H #2
    Rat xv535
    project 400 twin hardtail
    the old man's maggot trike
    SH#6
     
    Chris H #2, Jan 14, 2004
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    Chris H #2 Guest

    Is that (push my bike) into Mumbles or the verb?
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    Chris H #2
    Rat xv535
    project 400 twin hardtail
    the old man's maggot trike
    SH#6
     
    Chris H #2, Jan 14, 2004
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    Zobo Kolonie Guest

    Ahhh, therein lies one of the great mysteries of the universe Glasshoppah!
    :)
     
    Zobo Kolonie, Jan 14, 2004
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    Champ Guest

    Not that weird, imo. Really like it, tho.
     
    Champ, Jan 14, 2004
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    Champ Guest

    Jesus Christos! That's heavier than Dodger

    I reckon you could possibly be the fattest **** on UKRM
     
    Champ, Jan 14, 2004
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    flashgorman Guest

    Stop trying to dress it up nicely and just say what you think.
     
    flashgorman, Jan 14, 2004
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    darsy Guest

    what a dreadful let-down after "Clerks", though :-/
     
    darsy, Jan 14, 2004
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    Cane Guest

    You've not met Big Tony then.
     
    Cane, Jan 14, 2004
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    Mike Guest

    That makes me a lightweight at approx 13.5st.

    **** the diet, it's back to beer and pies for me.
     
    Mike, Jan 14, 2004
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    Chris H #2 Guest

    Wayhey! I excel in *something* then.

    You things are bad when you try an R6 and it doesn't fit!
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    Chris H #2
    Rat xv535
    project 400 twin hardtail
    the old man's maggot trike
    SH#6
     
    Chris H #2, Jan 14, 2004
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    Ace Guest

    He has, but I'm not sure even he's _that_ big.
     
    Ace, Jan 14, 2004
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    Chris H #2 Guest

    Insert 'know' in the appropriate location

    PS. Can I have a FartBarsteward Number then?
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    Chris H #2
    Rat xv535
    project 400 twin hardtail
    the old man's maggot trike
    SH#6
     
    Chris H #2, Jan 14, 2004
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