A bird (winged variety) has just met its doom on my offside wing mirror at about 60mph. You should have seen my lovely new jacket. GORE. The bird was shredded by the mirror and then seemed to explode. I stopped off and removed all that I could but my jacket, jeans and gloves are covered - even my helmet has bloody smear marks all over it. I got in, stripped off and threw everything in the washing machine. It looked awful. I got a few funny looks at traffic lights.