Them' Democrats Meta-4

Maybe a coupla' of us can get into another spirited discussion about
this meta-4.
(We bout' wore that 'ohter'un out.__RN-Grin)
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A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told
the
sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth
wedding.
   "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type
and color
dress are you looking for?"
   The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil."
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   The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take
this the
wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for
brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit
more
innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be
nice?"
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   "Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
directness,
"I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe
it
or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first-time
bride.
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   You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he
died as we
were checking into our hotel.
   My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the
Limo on our
way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and
never
spoke to each other again."
   "What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk?
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That ==one was a Democrat,====" said the woman, "and every night for
four
years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it
====was going
to be.==============(funnnnnnny)

B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
03Valk-&-98 Magna
Have a Dandy Day--