The YTC list.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Gyp, Aug 9, 2006.

  1. Gyp

    Gyp Guest

    It's closed, right?
     
    Gyp, Aug 9, 2006
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    Ace Guest

    Still up to Bear, IIRC. But I think we should be told.

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    Ace, Aug 9, 2006
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  3. Gyp

    Tosspot Guest

    Fess up. If it involves Fairy Liquid we should all be told.
     
    Tosspot, Aug 9, 2006
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  4. Gyp

    Gyp Guest

    Just a simple case of DIY fuckwittery.

    That expanding foam hole filling stuff... the stuff where you have to
    wet the surface before and after squirting as the water is a key
    accelerant for the swelling and hardening process...

    Lets just say that trying to get rid of the surplus lumps and clean the
    tubes for re-use by rinsing in the sink with water is not what it said
    on the side of the tube.

    My U-bend is like concrete.
     
    Gyp, Aug 9, 2006
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  5. Gyp

    Gyp Guest

    Strangely, yes it does.

    Have you hacked my webcam?
     
    Gyp, Aug 9, 2006
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  6. Gyp

    Ace Guest

    Well, stupid ****, certainly, but I'm fairly sure that wouldn't even
    scratch the surface of the YTC scale.
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    Ace, Aug 9, 2006
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  7. Gyp

    platypus Guest

    Still doing the Atkins, then?
     
    platypus, Aug 9, 2006
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  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Gyp
    *Snort*

    Daft fucker.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 9, 2006
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  9. Gyp

    Lozzo Guest

    Gyp says...
    Come on, spill
     
    Lozzo, Aug 9, 2006
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  10. Jeez, don't remind me. Needed a rockbreaker this morning.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 10, 2006
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  11. Gyp

    platypus Guest

    Paging BGN.
     
    platypus, Aug 10, 2006
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    CT Guest

    TBF, I don't reckon even Bruce's (YTC#1, not you) original YTC
    moment[1] would get on the list now, even if it was open.

    [1] IIRC, the Le Mans or Chimay quote.
     
    CT, Aug 10, 2006
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  13. Gyp

    Switters Guest

    Is this another one of those homosexual euphamisms?
     
    Switters, Aug 10, 2006
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  14. Gyp

    Black Mike Guest

    IIRC The last Bol D'Or, towards the end of the race.

    HTH
     
    Black Mike, Aug 10, 2006
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  15. Gyp

    Cane Guest

    Help me out here. I never really got to the bottom of why you're called
    'black mike'
     
    Cane, Aug 10, 2006
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  16. Gyp

    YTC#1 Guest

    Neither, YTC, it was Bol D'Or '99, and as you don't know when, or where I
    doubt you know what :)
     
    YTC#1, Aug 10, 2006
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  17. Gyp

    Gyp Guest

    There's two things you need to know about Black Mike.

    One, his name's Mike

    And two...
     
    Gyp, Aug 10, 2006
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  18. Gyp

    Gyp Guest

    Ginge!

    As an aside, and I'm possibly looking to Mike for an answer, why are
    there so few black bikers?
     
    Gyp, Aug 10, 2006
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  19. Plenty of them in London - usually on sports bikes. Just watch a few
    videos on Channel U and you will see they are an essential urban yoof
    accessory.
     
    Paul Corfield, Aug 10, 2006
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  20. ISTR some newbie asking why Veggie Dave was so named, many years ago.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 10, 2006
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