The worlds fatstest motorcycle

http://evilurl.com/pornoburgerRUMP

Bet it can't countersteer.

Regards
Unclescum

 

You could be right there Andy,
Oh well they won't get any of my money anytime in the future, they might be
the biggest in Melbourne but they have a lot to learn about customer
relations. But then again we all know that don't we?

Regards
Unclescum

 

They dont say how fast it goes.

 

Shit Al, if I had that behemoth of a jet engine underneath my testickles all
I would be worried about is whether it would stop in time.

Regards
Unclescum

 

I don't have web access, so I can ony assume it's the Y2K turbine
superbike we're talking about here - in which case I've heard that they
offer a guarantee that it'll do 400 km/h or you get your money back.
Nobody has ever taken them up on it.

/200 is enough to spook the bejesus out of me...

 

You'd want reasonable brakes... 4-pot at least!

 

You'd need at least 12 pots before you tried!

 

Does that mean everyone who bought one has done 400kph.. or noone has. Surely
if it's the latter they'd all be entitled to a refund

Nev..
'03 ZX12R

 

No, its not that, it's some other cobbled together thing, styled like a
fighter jet. It's probably never run in anger at all, which is why I
question the worlds fastest bit. The worlds fastest to me would be the one
that's actually gone the fastest, probably one of the listed land speed
record bikes.

Al

 

So till it's actually done it and beaten the previous proven fastest bike,
it can't be the worlds fastest, right? Its only an unproven claim
otherwise.

Al

 

No. It's POTENTIALLY the worlds fastest. If it shakes the frame apart at
150K and the wheels fall off then it isn't the worlds fastest is it, it
may get a record for the quickest to fall to bits but an engine sliding
along sans wheels isn't a bike anymore...

JL

 

Right, that's it. Some bastard get on the phone to Jay Leno and tell
him to take the Ausmoto laser-gun test.

 

Be careful what you wish for .....

 

I'm sure I read something about the Y2K's exhaust running so hot that
you could melt the plastic bumper of a car behind you in traffic by
giving the bike a twist in neutral. It must light up like the back of
the batmobile.

Now that's *coooooooool.*

 

How about you **** off dickhead ? Fer crying out fucking loud, what is
your problem ? How the **** is that a whinge ?

JL

 

No. It's POTENTIALLY the worlds fastest.

wot he said!

get Jay Leno to put up the bucks and we'll see

too kewl

and it all happened here!

 

I wonder how you'd put frontal identification of _that_ thing!?

 

Tattoo her tits?

 

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Nice rant. Take 2 aspirin and call a shrink in the morning

JL

 

Should you be offering medical advice when you haven't the skills?

I think a BAAGLD would have been funny, but the shrink reference shows you
are being nasty.

Hammo