The Woodland Alliance Organizatsiya

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4489792.stm

"The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat".

They'll be moving from dogs to people soon, mark my words. Notice the
fledgling alliance with the chipmunks allready. Be afraid, be very afraid.

 

cool, ninja squirrels.

 

The Russians don't quite get "dogging", do they?

 

"They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some
carrying pieces of flesh."

No wonder they legged it.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, HooDooWitch

Heh. Ten gets you one that the fuckers are rabid (assuming this story's
true).

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Well, it achieved mention of Lazo, which nobody had heard of before, so
it worked fine.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Grimly Curmudgeon

I was working with a Chinese guy a week or so back, who was *stunned*
that the Harbin water pollution story made the BBC news page.

"Why would you care about what's happening in Harbin?"

I couldn't think of a good answer.

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public toilet with the lid closed.

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(a) We are fundamentally good people who are concerned at
others' suffering.

(b) We are venal and shallow people who are amused at
others' suffering.

(c) Reports such as that reinforce the belief our socio-economic
system is superior.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, sweller

Ooh! Erm... Ooh! No... Err... Erm... Ooh! Umm...

No. Give up.

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public toilet with the lid closed.

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Ooh, cop out!

Come on! Make a decision!

What are you, afraid of commitment or something?




Oops...

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

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Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

(d) the BBC is a well respected news organisation that sees it as its
duty to inform people about world events. The events in Harbin qualify
as a suitably serious situation that warrants the world's attention in
terms of offering to help or as a minimum learning the lessons from that
incident. What happens in Harbin today could happen elsewhere tomorrow.

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