The wedding

I'm not happy!

I spilt beer on my keyboard *and* monitor. The wall behind is
also a bit moist and beery.

 

So that got me to take a look at the YouTube vids. I wouldn't kick
either out of bed. (Of course, there aren't many I would, but that's
another story..)
I listened to the first few minutes of the ceremony. I got a chuckle
when the priest said marriage should be entered into "discreetly."
Yeah, right, in Westminster Abbey with more pomp than the world has
seen in a generation. And I swear Kate snickered when William said,
"for richer or poorer."
For a show, it had rather nice production values.

 

Pippa Middleton's arse is like a JK Rowling book. You just know Harry's
going to be in it

--
Lozzo
Versys 650 Inter-Continental Hyperbolistic Missile , CBR600F-W racebike
in the making, TS250C, RD400F (somewhere)
BMW E46 318iSE (it's a car, not one of those 2-wheeled pieces of shite
they churn out)

 

Given the traditional values - and let's face it, tradition doesn't come
with any higher/skewed/debased(take your pick) values than that lot -
the best man should have been shagging the arse off the bridesmaid as
soon as was decent.

 

Heh, we're 'visiting' son#1 who's at Uni at Teesside ..

We are currently enjoying being burnt to a crisp under totally clear
skies and red-hot sun, 'cos we're out of the wind! Wife had a run this
am while I went out on the pushbike .. hard slog to Redcar but the wind
blew me back nicely..

Acc. to a text I just got we're actually enjoying warmer weather than
my sis who's somewhere in the south of France/north of Italy.

 

Oh. I thought it was simpy because tit's chilly on those rooftops.

 

On 2011-05-01 01:21:29 +0200, "Lozzo" <> said:

I'd be so deep in her ass, you'd need a JCB to dig me out...

 

Isn't that illegal?

 

I think you can drive a JCB legally on your own property (even without
a licence)

 

A bit too skinny for may taste but I understand the to certain types.

 

I'd give her a face like a painters radio.

Fraser