The Wages Of Fear

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by platypus, Jan 10, 2005.

  1. platypus

    platypus Guest

    Why do you think I don't already own such a garment?
     
    platypus, Jan 11, 2005
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  2. platypus

    platypus Guest

    Floodlight? YM esky, disco lights and karaoke machine.
     
    platypus, Jan 11, 2005
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    LOL! ****.

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 11, 2005
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  4. platypus

    Muck Guest

    Nige, Dodger... you've got a rival. Even the BlingMobile hasn't got
    auxiliary power and a disco. ;)
     
    Muck, Jan 11, 2005
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  5. platypus

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Muck
    I'm not sure that's true. There's a couple of lockers and at least one
    hold I haven't fully explored yet.

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 11, 2005
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  6. platypus

    Lozzo Guest

    Muck says...
    It's just a matter of time.
     
    Lozzo, Jan 11, 2005
    #46
  7. platypus

    Owen Guest

    I've always thought that you were slightly mad...
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    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Jan 11, 2005
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  8. platypus

    Owen Guest

    I rest my case...
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    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Jan 11, 2005
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  9. platypus

    Muck Guest

    This is commie vs capitalist, and we have a bling gap.
     
    Muck, Jan 11, 2005
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    I've just discovered that this monstrosity weighs a full 58kg less
    than the Wing.

    Or 9 stone two pounds less, in old money.

    ****.
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    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..73066../..17485.../..3184./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Jan 11, 2005
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  11. platypus

    platypus Guest

    Mutual Assured Distraction.
     
    platypus, Jan 11, 2005
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  12. platypus

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Revved up like a Dnepr ... ?
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    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..73066../..17485.../..3184./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Jan 11, 2005
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  13. platypus

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Give over, we've got eight speaker sounds, 2 CD players, a tape deck,
    and a glitter ball.

    What more do you want?

    Plug the intercom into the CB, and you've a karaoke machine, too.

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    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..73066../..17485.../..3184./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Jan 11, 2005
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  14. platypus

    platypus Guest

    ....with a genny and a light?
     
    platypus, Jan 11, 2005
    #54
  15. Salad Dodger wrote
    That's nearly a whole me that is.
     
    steve auvache, Jan 11, 2005
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  16. platypus

    platypus Guest

    Narrower tyres, see.
    Dry mass, kg, not greater than: 330
    Maximum load including the mass of a driver and two passengers, kg, not
    greater than: 260
     
    platypus, Jan 11, 2005
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  17. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember "platypus"
    Some silicone sealer with a beancan healer slapped on round the exhaust

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    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jan 12, 2005
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  18. platypus

    darsy Guest

    TBH, I thought you'd be more of a greeny-brown corduroy jacket wearer.
     
    darsy, Jan 12, 2005
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  19. platypus

    platypus Guest

    I used to have a big tweed blouson thing in a sot of greeny-grey-brown, and
    also a green linen effort with brown suede trim.
     
    platypus, Jan 12, 2005
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    sweller Guest

    That has been hovering on my things to do for a while.

    I don't normally like the idea of rallies but I'm assured this is
    different.
     
    sweller, Jan 13, 2005
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