The Wages Of Fear

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by platypus, Jan 10, 2005.

  1. platypus

    Champ Guest

    Don't make me spell it out, ok?
    --
    Please add "imo" to above post.
    Champ
    GSX-R 1000, GPz 750 turbo, ZX7RR Endurance Racer x 2
    GYASB#0 BotToS#2 BOTAFO(T|F)#35 WG*#1 DFV#8
    Team UKRM Racing : www.team-ukrm.com
     
    Champ, Jan 11, 2005
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  2. Whinging Courier, Jan 11, 2005
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  3. That was going to be my next question. I mean you'd never get a
    passenger in there with a cover on.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jan 11, 2005
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  4. platypus

    darsy Guest

    FFS. You'll be buying a tweed "sports jacket" with leather patches on
    the elbows next, and start smoking a pipe.
     
    darsy, Jan 11, 2005
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  5. LOL
     
    Whinging Courier, Jan 11, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    Sounds like a plan, 800 watt suitcase genny, 500 watt halogen
    floodlight. :) YKIMS. You'd get both for under £100.
     
    Muck, Jan 11, 2005
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  7. platypus wrote
    Watch out, the Rushians are coming.
     
    steve auvache, Jan 11, 2005
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  8. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    ****, what a good idea. Mind you, the vibes will probably kill a 500W
    lamp stone dead within a mile - the 300watters are a bit more robust and
    the 150s more so (but a bit shorter).

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jan 11, 2005
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  9. Yep - that's pretty much what I thought on reading the latest adventure
    of the Platypus.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jan 11, 2005
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    tallbloke Guest

    Aren't there some regs about max wattage to be chucked out from the front
    of a vehicle? Still, with the genny running , you could use the spare
    squigglies to keep the hotpot going and the kettle on the bubble ;-)

    In fact, I think we should nominate Platy as outside caterer at Dodgers
    Point for BOSM.
     
    tallbloke, Jan 11, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    I can just see Platty sitting on the bike shouting "Hot dogs, get your
    hot dogs here". With addition of a slow cooker[1], it would be complete.

    You could bring your flaming petrol device to add that ambient glow,
    while I boiled up a decent cup of coffee on my FZR.

    [1]Lets face it, you'd have time to let things cook.
     
    Muck, Jan 11, 2005
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  12. platypus

    Muck Guest

    With a row of 150 watt lights, it would look like some sort of UFO[1]
    coming towards you at night.

    [1]Complete with random sudden movements and straaaange noises.
     
    Muck, Jan 11, 2005
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  13. "Arrrgghhhnooooo! I'm gonna diiiieeeee!"
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 11, 2005
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  14. Why the quotes around sports jacket?
     
    Simon Atkinson, Jan 11, 2005
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  15. Shooting flying things.
     
    Simon Atkinson, Jan 11, 2005
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    mups Guest

    Simon Atkinson says...
    I can't think of a sport that's done in a "sports jacket".
     
    mups, Jan 11, 2005
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, mups
    Croquet. Assuming the Cholmondley-Smythes are happy with a somewhat
    "relaxed" dress code this year.

    --
    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 11, 2005
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    mups Guest

    Simon Atkinson says...
    John Partridge jacket and Helly Hansons surely.
     
    mups, Jan 11, 2005
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    Eiron Guest

    Seduction?
     
    Eiron, Jan 11, 2005
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    platypus Guest

    Sort of. I've always wanted to do the sidecar thing, like I've always
    wanted to have a go at a helicopter. Once I get the hang of it, I'll either
    get bored and flog it, or get obsessed and buy two or three more, or maybe
    just keep it around for sunny weekends and the odd camping trip.
    There is that too. One of the lessons from Frankfurt was how handy and
    chuckable a small, lightweight bike could be.
    Nah, it's the "showing up in unlikely places on a ridiculous conveyance"
    thing. Plus you can get a lot of beer into a sidecar.

    Next year, the Elefanttreffen...
     
    platypus, Jan 11, 2005
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