The two# list

Right. This is it; the current state (AFAIK) of the two# list.
Honesty is expected from all those who have numbers, but do not
currently qualify. Please let me know if there are any errors; this
is based on information taken from the ukrm website. My own number
has been suspended until I have a running bike again. Those no longer
posting will be left on the list for a period to be determined at my
whim, in the absence of further information.

KotL Darren Robinson
1. Suspended (Darren Robinson)
2. .djb
3. Richard Halford
4. Paul Corfield
5. Suspended (dog)
6. Daniel White
7. Will Grainger
8. Doc Gonz0
9. Mr Moosehead
10. Simian
11. Salad Dodger
12. Suspended (Nursey)
13. Molly
14. Suspended (Eddie)
15. Suspended (Cab)
16. sjrafael
17. Jasmine
18. Jayndria
19. Suspended (Ben Sales)
20. Christofire
21. Tim
22. Suspended (mjhmjh2)
23. Suze
24. Alan
25. Porl
26. Alexgr
27. Sean Pickford
28. Dick Dastardly
29. Nickjd
30. Les Thompson
31. Glenn Hurrell
32. Joe Hart
33. Dave
34. Suspended (Boots Blakeley)
35. Jon Burney
36. Jo
37. Spete
38. Re-assigned, see below (Desmond Coughlan)
39. Nefeco
40. {lisp}
41. Daz Lewis
42. Suspended (Andy Cunningham)
43. Dick Craven
44. dwb
45. Lone Wolf
46. Colonel Tupperware
47. Casanunda
48. ogden
49. Lozzo
50. wreckferret
51. Fio
52. Stritchy

Additional numbers to be assigned as I see fit:
Sqrt (-1) Desmond Coughlan

I thank you.

 

Heh. It's an imaginary number, see. I can't imagine for a moment why
it was assigned,

 

Oh come one Des, please don't let that have whosshed you!

 

"It's my wife's race van", maybe?

 

Disingenuous Des.

 

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People would have a good deal more time for you, if you removed this from
your sig.

 

I'd watch this one, IIWY.

 

Can't understand why you never suspended it, tbh.

 

Well he did have a bike once, you see. Some of us even got to see it
and ride it. I even made it wheelie and stoppie, although i confess I
may have imagined that, shaftie that is was.

 

I'm sure I gave that up ages ago. Just can't
get the KotLs now-a-days...

 

If you mean me, then I'm sure I've been open about it
and it's the KotL's fault...

 

To be quite honest, I didn't know the full facts of it. I thought
everyone was having a laugh on that particular drunken
afternoon/evening. I made a mental note to keep an eye, but he posts so
unnoticeably I forgot.

I suppose I just lost the will to enforce with the vigour I should've
used.

 

Give Darren at least 5 mins in the job before you start knocking him.

 

On Mon, 15 Dec 2003 09:00:02 +0000, Andy Bonwick
<> bored us all completely to death with
wittery prose along the lines of:

Worrabout "It's a co-cage"?

 

How about a simple "oops"? Or are you not capable of that?

 

Or even "thank you, I;ve learnt something today"

 

I was hoping for a brief walk before attempting the 100m sprint.

 

39. Nefeco

Ooh, suspend me please. Its only a Mondeo but I suppose it counts... :-(

 

So what happens when someone has a company car and no car of their own, only
transport is the bike. Does that qualify for a two# ? Cos if so, I qualify
as the company is buying my Avensis off me (granted over a fair while) and I
only have the R1 as main transport (unless you count the pushbike).

 

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Then they have a car, and they get told to **** off when they ask for a
two#. What bit did you find difficult to understand?