The SLIMELL (SUNL Group Dallas) Corporate Warrany Policy restated..

The SLIMELL (SUNL Group Dallas) Corporate Warrany Policy restated..


The SLIMELL (SUNL Group Dallas) Corporate Warrany Policy restated....!


Mornin.. hi there everybody..havin a nice day yet? maybe this will
help...heard a couple of funny ones from the Indy Trade Show.. thought
i would share:

Heard SUNL called the police on five SUNL dealers who actually had the
balls to ask SUNL for the parts they promised to supply because they
actually wanted to back the pathetic 30 day warranties and help people
fix their sh*t not IF but when it breaks. My compliments gentlemen. At
least some people still have honor even if they do sell SUCKL trash
.... anybody know their names... I want to buy them a beer.. at least
they try....!

A victim walks into a SLIMELL dealer and believes the SLIMESMAN that
the SLGK-70 Super-Turd Fireball is "backed up" by the finest customer
servicing that is on the market today (never mind tomorrow). The
victim pulls out his wallet and pays. The Super-Turd arrives at his
door three weeks later and the victim assembles it for his kids last
and final birthday. The SLGK-70 Super-Turd
Fireball Kart falls apart and burns at 2 days right on schedule and
the victim says cool cause its covered by the SLIMELL warranty.. cause
the SLIMESMAN said so.. he walks into the toxic waste dump in
Richardson and tells the SLIMESMAN
that it broke and he needs the parts.. the SLIMESMAN says "oh boy"
follow me.. the victim says "cool". The SLIMESMAN takes him in the
door and points to a pile of carcasses on the floor and says pick the
bones of the one we ripped you off on and I will see if I can find YOU
some tools to pull things apart... in the mean time I will start the
list..... the victim says "WHAT LIST?".. the SLIMELL
SLIMESMAN says didn't you understand the terms of the ripoff?....let
me explain clearly.... this is SLIMELL and nothin is free. The victims
says "but what about the warranty you lied about?" The SLIMESMAN says
well its like this..and I will get the paperwork started and show ya..
now since you are bent over please drop
your drawers and pick either the grease or the oil on the floor and
grease your cheeks while I finish these 18 pages.. the victims says
"what 18 pages"..SLIMESMAN says the first one is a bill for coming
back, multiple lubricants and labor..the victim says "what?". The
SLIMESMAN says....while we are waiting for the wrench to get here from
China by boat in at least 90 days plus... we are going to follow
SLIMELL Corp company policy to the letter and make sure that
every SLIMELL employee makes it perfectly plain to you exactly what
our policy is on victims who RETURN, who dare to ask for PARTS, ask
for SERVICE or use the words "what about my pathetic 30 day
warranty?".

The other 17 page list is of who get to mount you and at the
distribution warehouse when we get done abusing you here and in what
order.. oh and we don't care if you DON'T have a nice day....moral of
the story....SOME PEOPLE DON'T HAVE ANY.

Now to be fair.. there are those few out there who do care about
quality and do keep their word about The SLIMELL (SUNL Group Dallas)
Corporate Warrany Policy restated....!parts and service even if the
warranty is only 30 days AS WELL AS AFTER ITS UP... to those people
.... GOOD JOB.. you are truly awesome...
you know who you are .. and I humbly apologize...BUT, to those who
piss in the faces of those less informed or less fortunate I apologise
for nothin. If your word is as worthless as about half your products
then you get what you deserve.
Oh gotta go I hear thunder....and my computer doesnt like
lightning.... but then again .. it may be something else... THE RUMBLE
YOU HEAR MAY BE THE THOUSANDS OF
PISSED OFF PEOPLE THAT GOT PISSED ON BY SUNL... we shall see.... play
safe, be well. AND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE feel free to pass this along
TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. AND FINALLY to my favorite girl Christine in
farm town, as well as last
but not least my old bud Chris..A QUESTION..... havin a nice day yet?