The scum of the earth [vent]

The toned down version will be published in a newspaper when I can
afford it.

An open letter to the arsehole that pushed my bike over on the weekend
as it was parked outside my girlfriends house, resulting in
scratched/cracked fairing, broken brake lever, broken brake pedal
mount, broken mirror, scratched pipe.

Hello prick,

This is going to cost me $450 to fix, as that is what my insurance
company require me to pay them when c#nts like you have the urge to
knock somebodys bike over.

Its not a massive amount by any means, and the money paints a small
picture of the harm you f#$kwits cause when you get a little bit pissed
and think it would be fun to sit on, or just blatently knock over a
motorcycle.

- You are responsible for insurance companys charging the premiums they
do.
- You are responsible for the loss of my primary transport for the
course of at least one week.
- You are responsible for the feeling that the majority of
motorcyclists feel when the leave a bike anywhere in public - (will
everything be OK with it when I get back?)
- You are responsible for massive spending on security devices by
motoryclists.

So if you find yourself reading this one day, you dirty, f#$ked, piece
of sh&t, remember that one day, when you get your urge to sit on and
fall over, or push over somebodys means of getting around, that that
somebody may have had it happen to them before, and decide to let you
know about it in way that may influence you to not want to do it again.

 

Feel better now?

 

Do you think that,just perhaps it was an accident ?
Y.

 

will cost you more than $450

dont forget an increase in premium and possible loss of no claim bonus

 

Knocking a bike over can be an accident.

Not leaving your contact details so the victim of your clumsiness can
bill you for the damage is deliberate.

The offender is therefore pathetic irresponsible scum.

 

Ummm. The OP was saying the $450 was his excess? Otherwise, you'd be
dead right.

 

Got a dodgy sidestand eh!


G-S