The "R" word

Applause.

*Thats* what I keep wanting to say![1]

Phil

[1] Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean that everyone isn't out
to get you..

 

fuggin 'ell Des!

 

Lady Nina wrote

Glorious sunshine here in Sunny Essex. Perfect weather for scaring
horses and innocent maidens. I think I might back out again and do it
some more.

 

Phil Launchbury wrote

A **** Phil, it makes him look like a ****. Get it fucking right will
you.

 

says...

I thought you were as dull as ****. I'd have had a better night trying
to communicate in Urdu with Helen Keller.

 

the cont known as Pip says...

I don't intend to.

This is true.

Heh.

 

Porl wrote

 

Porl wrote

So what is so fucking special about Des then that he gets called a twat
and me not? I do hope you are not showing him any favouritism at my
expense.

 

Porl wrote

What I feel is a matter for me and my psychiatrist.

 

Arse.

 

No, I'm saying he's not a **** he's a twat. That's not to say you're not, I
just wasn't calling you one then.

 

****'s further up the scale. You should feel proud.

 

Sorry everyone but some of this revisionist rant I will have to answer.

At the end of last year, while you were still going through your 'shitty
two years' phase which Cab and I did our best to support you through, you
asked me when Mo and I were coming over. As soon as cheap flights became
available, we invited you but you wouldn't fly. We thought, 'OK, Des
doesn't like flying, we'll go see him.'

We spent 150 quid of our hard earned and arranged the date with you well
in advance. Don't forget I've got the emails to back up what I'm saying
here, and I don't have to play usenet according to your rules. So far the
only thing revealed in the snippet of email I did publish on group which
you hadn't already revealed in your rants from Chi^H^H^H Texas was the
smiley you used when you said 'we'll work something out' regarding
accomadation.

You'll understand it all with crystal clarity when I next come across you
IRL though. You've crossed my line there matey boy.

Yes. And when your SO realises what a twat she's hooked up with and bins
you like 'zeoane' did, you'll probably wonder where all the people who
did their best for you have gone.

Shouldn't take too long then. Though 'Love is blind' as they say.

ITYM angry at Rog revealing your twattish behavior.

Not that UKRM hadn't sussed that you are a twat already.

 

flashgorman bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along
the lines of:

I do hope you're not calling me an arse.

 

There you go again see. We're not either Des. Just that it takes a while
to find out whether someone is a twat or not. It cost Mo and I 150 quid to
find out that you are an arrogant unrepentent twat who dumps friendships
the minute they inconvenience the pursuit of the latest fancy.

Oh dear God. Des on a charm offensive.

 

I'm calling you a Cab.

 

Des says...

Because we know the 'other' Desmond Coughlan, the mentally unstable one.

 

says...

I know what you are like from your posts to this ng, that's more than
enough. I can tell who I would and wouldn't like to know as friends from
the way they express themselves here. I've met you, I wasn't impressed,
however I've met others from here and taken an instant liking to them.

 

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