The Perils of Purchasing from DK Motorcycles

The Perils of Purchasing from DK Motorcycles

See website:

http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/dk-motorcycles

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Billy Bunter

If you don't mind my saying so, that site looks like the first draft was
in green crayon.

And not having the balls to put your real name on it destroys any
credibility at all.

HTH.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote

Ho yuss. Destroyed it is, totally.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

Well, see, I was trying (and slightly failing) to keep it constructive.
Call me an old softy.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Bear said...

From the way he mentioned chrome parts and oil filter covers, it sounded
like he'd bought some kind of cruiser, which marked him down as a ****
in my book.

 

"Crushed oil filter"? Must be a canister type. Sounds like a cruiser
to me.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

Bear-stylee. I see that now. I mean, you didn't even call him(?) a ****.

Well done.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

You know, I can't help feeling we're failing in our charter commitment
as a fuckwit support group here.

It's in here somewhere, I'm sure...

<riffles through pages>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

You're a bit of a twat really, aren't you? I mean, anyone proceeding
with a purchase in those circumstances must be.

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`\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2
`\|/`
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Wicked Uncle Nigel came up with the following;:

Jeez, you have pages to riffle through ... now that's commitment.

I think

 

Cruiser? Wasn't a crushed velvet oil filter was it?

 

On Thu, 02 Feb 2006 23:19:51 +0000, Billy Bunter wrote:

<snip>

The pleasure of buying from DK, 34k miles later

http://www.ytc.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/y2kuk/index.htm

http://www.ytc.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/XJRdown/xjrdown.htm

 

I'll check with the children I look after, they like using green crayons. It
may have been one of them.

 

If you don't mind my saying so, that site looks like the first draft was

The guy may well be a complete and utter twerp but the general behaviour of
DK sounds familiar!

Best bike dealer that ever was? It wasn't far away from where DK is these
days..........

John Taylor's old Honda dealership in Fenton, Stoke-on-Trent. When I lived
on Tyneside I used to bring my bike the 200 miles or so back down to him if
it needed any major work doing to it (I used to DIY most stuff). The place
must've closed down something like 10 years ago now and I've still never
seen anywhere come close to the quality of service/advice/etc you used to
get there.

Rusty.

 

The pleasure that the directors of DK motorcycles derive from providing
legendary customer service.

Ebay item 4609950090

 

Bit pikey, only 2 doors.

 

Véritable Rosbif said...

For all its apparent oppulence, the interior of that car is not that
well trimmed in places. I'd have expected better from Bentley's trim
shop.

 

On Sun, 5 Feb 2006 14:21:00 +0000 (UTC), "Véritable Rosbif"

A binary.

Bad form, old man.

 

Where ?

Oh, I'm on a text only server