The mum got off lightly

Just you wait until we bring Uncle Joe and Elvis back from the Secret Island

 

All hands to the pumps.

 

Is it above the Plimsoll Line already?

 

On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:46:45 +0100, Scraggy

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I should be working, this cascade is pure sabotage.

 

Someone dap that punster on the nose.

 

Did someone mention Pieter?

 

Off to shake your booty?

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35g2000yqa.googlegroups.com:

Heh. You sound just like the decrepit, septagenarian magistrate in the
family court who asked me, "how do you manage to cope driving from S.Wales
to Portsmouth with your 3 year old son as the only passenger?"

 

"I go really fucking fast so it doesn't take long"

 

Cheers. Oh, and FOYRNB.

 

I only have problems when he gets lacey

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took a blunt brush and painted...

Lol, you've watched me driving haven't you?

I normally either floor it to bring the <whatever> back towards me, or slam
on the anchors to get it to roll out from under the passenger seat.

But I'd never do anything like that if I had anyone else in the car, and
neither would I do that if there was other traffic around, which was kinda my
point.

 

You heel

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*BZZZZT*

Repetition.

 

*arse*

Mr. Petrolcan, can you please talk for 30 seconds on the subject of 'My Cat'

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Nope, to most of that. The road is the important thing, and while I can
do a lot of things while driving, taking my eyes of the road isn't
usually one them while I do something else. A lesson that was drummed
into me at a very early stage of learner driving. A mate of mine wrote
himself off because he'd dropped a bag of toffees on the floor and
leaned down to pick them up - at 50ish mph on a back road. Total
fuckwit, in other words.

She's an utter fuckwit - I see this idiotic behaviour frequently and
only the grace of ged do other fuckwits get away with it.

 

Ejection seats? Sounds like a plan(e).

 

Takes a lot of guttys to do that.

 

And fish their nuts out of the glovebox.

 

Err, point of order, Kegworth is on the M1.

What was the story ?

I think the Land Rover on the railway line at Selby was the worst
consequence of 'taking your eyes off the road' I can remember in
recent history.

Paul.