Champ :[QUOTE] Surely that falls under the condition (mentioned by me elsewhere) of "being a bloke"?[/QUOTE] I'm with Ace on this one. It perfectly easy to put into words what's going on in my head, e.g.: "Nothing much", "Slight annoyance at your continued whining", "Mmmm, naked chick". The only real problem is that 2/3rds of what's going on in my head is considered 'impolite' or possibly even 'arrestable' by much of society.