The meaning of OW!!!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Mar 13, 2011.

  1. Is when you're gently feeling for play in you chain, prior to adjusting
    it, and you're rolling it in your hand gently to and from the tightest
    spot and you roll it too far...

    ....and a sprocket tooth punches through your thumbnail.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Mar 13, 2011
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    Krusty Guest

    That does sound pretty fucking painful. Clumsy ****.
     
    Krusty, Mar 13, 2011
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    ogden Guest

    Idiot.
     
    ogden, Mar 13, 2011
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    mark Guest

    Heh. My own most similar is slowly winding a wood screw ( with a
    cordless) into my the forefinger; hidden behind two thin bits of ply I
    was holding........
     
    mark, Mar 13, 2011
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    boxerboy Guest

    Clumsy cnut

    I assume you have moved on to your fingers because you have now fucked
    up all the nails on your toes

    Boxerboy
     
    boxerboy, Mar 13, 2011
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    Tosspot Guest

    Jpeg!
     
    Tosspot, Mar 13, 2011
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  7. Bodies are amazingly tolerant things. I suppose they have to be
    considering how much pain and suffering some of your brains put them
    through.
     
    steve auvache, Mar 13, 2011
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    Krusty Guest

    Krusty, Mar 13, 2011
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    Tosspot Guest

    Facebook users, nearly as bad as iphone users :)
     
    Tosspot, Mar 13, 2011
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    Buzby Guest

    Clumsy twat.

    Mate of mine did that - he can only count up to 9 1/2 now . . .
     
    Buzby, Mar 13, 2011
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    crn Guest

    Off you go to the doctor to have the nail removed before the nail bed
    gets fucked up. This will prevent a great deal of future pain.
    A new nail will grow out in about 8 weeks.

    BTDTGTTS
     
    crn, Mar 14, 2011
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  13. Luckily it was towrds the end of the nail rather than plumb cetnre.
    Offending bit of nail removed already.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Mar 14, 2011
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    TOG@Toil Guest

    <Bows to appreciative audience>
     
    TOG@Toil, Mar 14, 2011
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  15. Pictures would be good
     
    steve robinson, Mar 14, 2011
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    SIRPip Guest

    Innhe, though? I did that, for the first and bloody last time, with a
    pushbike, aged 12 or so. Reactions were slow in face of pain, then: I
    let it go right round the front sprocket before release.
     
    SIRPip, Mar 14, 2011
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    Nige Guest

    Remember that link posted a couple of years ago of the bloke that put his
    bike in 1st gear to clean the chain, bloody mangled fingers with lots of
    bits missing.
     
    Nige, Mar 14, 2011
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    ts Guest

    ts, Mar 14, 2011
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    zymurgy Guest

    And the UKRM sympathy cup runneth over ... ;-)

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Mar 14, 2011
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    SIRPip Guest

    Oh, yeah. That was advanced fuckwittery, that was.
     
    SIRPip, Mar 15, 2011
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