The horror.....

I heard it tonight for the first time on the Ch10 late news......
They announced that Kevin 747 had met with the British PM to discuss
strategies to combat the "GFC".
[resigned face] I expect the abbreviation will be as common as "9/11" by the
weekend......

 

the Geelong Football Club?

mh

 

Kind of like how carbon dioxide turned into carbon.

 

Gump Fried Chicken.

 

Green Frog Curry?


BTH

 

Greedy Fuggin C*nts? That certainly sounds like the problem to me.

<sign> Yes, they almost make me feel guilty about being a carbon life-
form.

Theo

 

How wealthy are you, Theo? I only ask, because of Theo's Corollary
i.e. the wealthier someone is the more CO2 they've put into the
atmosphere. If ever there was a reason to start killing from the top
down, then surely this must be it...g,d,r...


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Onya bike

Gerry

 

Looks like you'll be stuck with me for a while, G.

 

I'm not wealthy Gerry. Surely killing people would free up the
'carbon' they're made of. If we can capture 'carbon' from the
atmosphere by growing trees, couldn't we do the same by breeding
people?

What on earth is ...g,d,r...?

Theo

 

Bless Theo, for he is truly our saviour...

 

Damn !! So you'll be with us at the barricades when we launch the
Carbon Socialist Revolution? ;-)

Ahhh.... But.... We're only talking about _wealthy_ people, Theo...

A wealthy person, according to you, would, by their greater spending,
generate a _huge_ amount of CO2.

Ergo, killing them would stop much more CO2 going into the atmosphere
that the relatively miniscule amount of CO2 released by killing them
(and anyway, we could bury them and call that carbon sequestration

A "green" alternative to killing them would be to seize all their
assets and liqidate these to pay for green energy production.
And the neo-poor, thus generated, could work for their own keep
in cargon sequestration mines deep underground in the Simpson Desert.
these camps could be overseen by a Kapo named John Howard (after we've
seized his assets and cancelled his parliamentary pension)
"Arbeit macht frei, jawohl?"

No. People emit methane which is much more greenhouse-dangerous than
CO2. No, theo, I'm afraid you will just have to face the fact that
there's no such thing as a planet-friendly human.

Save the planet - kill a human today and bury the body deep!

(And don't even THINK about starting with me, you clever dicks...

It's an abbreviation of "grins, ducks, runs..."

A longer version is g, d, a r o i t n, c m (grins, ducks, and runs off
into the night, cackling madly)

Sorry you asked?


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Onya bike

Gerry

 

And your bikie mates.... [shudder]

Oh no... Don't tell me Clem would still be here too?

Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Onya bike

Gerry

 

Will you be changing your nic to "Dioxygenes"?

Flab will love you for that!

Flab will love you for that too!

Oh no! Flab won't like that!

Like hell I will!

Why not? You and Flab.

--

- KRudd at his finest.

"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.

"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.

"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.

"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.

"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.

"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.

 

Who is Flab?

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Onya bike

Gerry

 

You need to keep in mind that this is merely the logical extension
Theo's Theorem which states: "The more money something costs, the
more CO2 was created in its manufacture."

Theo has taught me well... ;-)

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Onya bike

Gerry

 

Ahh grasshopper. You have learned nothing. I said no such thing. You
inferred something I never implied.

Theo

 

I'm not good on the barricades but am prepared to wave.

I was never suggesting you were planet-friendly.

Theo
BTW: I've signed up for a grid-connected Solar electric system. Got my
permit yesterday to feed power into the grid. I'm starting with 1.2Kw
of solar cells.

 

He rides a camel.

--

- KRudd at his finest.

"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.

"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.

"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.

"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.

"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.

"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.

 

Like an evil Catweazle. Yup, got the mental picture. Maybe with Hugh
Jackman in a trenchcoat chasing you with a tranquiliser dart gun...

 

I'm not good on the barricades but am prepared to wave.

I was never suggesting you were planet-friendly.

Theo
BTW: I've signed up for a grid-connected Solar electric system. Got my
permit yesterday to feed power into the grid. I'm starting with 1.2Kw
of solar cells.

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Theo, looking at installing solar PV panels myself
Which comany and what is the cost after rebates?