The excuses thread

Get 'em in early. Place your excuses for not being out on a bike this
Sunday below. I want to see some originality this time.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden

I did it, but my dog ate it.

 

Still waiting for the solenoid for the GS500.
Bantam is acting up again, still waiting for the correct carb.
Might dig the LE out of winter storage, maybe it will start.

 

My new bike is being delivered sometime between mid morning and mid
afternoon - so I'll be spending the day cleaning the Ducati.

Is that good and / or original enough?

(I will probably get out on a run on Saturday morning, though)

 

Northumberland council have discovered a tectonic fault line running
directly beneath my garage and have warned me that starting up a V-twin
engine could produce a resonant frequency that would trigger a major
earthquake and/or volcanic eruption, potentially killings tens of thousands.

I suppose I *could* push it out of the garage before starting it, but I'm
too old, fat, unfit and lazy.

Where was I supposed to be going on Sunday anyway?

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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Aprilia RSV-1000R, Honda VFR750F-L
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

'cos my neigbour is building an extention and has put up scaffolding which
is taking up most of my drive!

He did ask me first....we both didn't expect the pikey scaffolders to put it
up to come across quite so far. Something about minimum walkways & HS.

 

No excuses..... (weather forecast get out clause initiated).

Fancy a pub lunch somewhere inbetween ?

It's been a while .... Adie - Fancy it ? Then we can have your food
and drinks when you dissapear.

 

I'm too fucking tired? Might actually go for an IAM observed ride on
Friday. That should make me look fucking stupid.

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Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
116 Giulietta 3.0l Sprint 1.7 145 2.0 Cloverleaf 156 V6 2.5 S2
Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

My dog has gout.

 

My dogs like to g'out.

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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Aprilia RSV-1000R, Honda VFR750F-L
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

My new bike gets delivered on Friday but I can't ride it until Sunday
March 1st, and I'll be running it in locally until I get used to it.

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Lozzo
New bike (arrives Friday)
Fireblade 929 (For sale)
ZX-7R P4 (for sale)
CBR600F-W trackbike
SR250 SpazzTrakka,
RD400F, somewhere
I see a bright new future, where chickens can cross the road with no
fear of having their motives questioned

 

Its got **** all to do with you or anyone else when I ride a bike.

Bloody nazi !

 

whayhay !


All round to Andy R's on V twins this weekend

 

I'll probably still be doing the work that someone assigned to me,
that I don't know how to do, in order to try and get it done within
the timescale that the clients, who also don't know how to do it or
what it involves, have set.

And, breathe.

 

The replacement is already paid for and in the post, so it should be
here soon. Thanks for the offer.

 

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Aprilia RSV-1000R, Honda VFR750F-L
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

I shall be out on a bike.

 

I don't have a bike.

D.

 

Can you write the memo on where to find their orrifices first, please?

 

My dog eats owt.