The EOSM that was.....

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Doesnotcompute, Sep 14, 2003.

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    Hog Guest

    "christofire"
    Eh, you were beside mate, never under.
     
    Hog, Sep 17, 2003
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    Champ Guest

    <glum>
     
    Champ, Sep 17, 2003
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    Champ Guest

    Who on earth had ever claimed that?
     
    Champ, Sep 17, 2003
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    Pip Guest

    Don't worry, darsy. Yer on the list.
     
    Pip, Sep 17, 2003
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    ogden Guest

    Aye, I just picked up a bottle each of Kahlua, Cointreau, creme de menthe
    and cherry brandy for bugger all money courtesy of mr Sainsbury.

    Dodgy home-made cocktails, here we come.
     
    ogden, Sep 17, 2003
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    ogden Guest

    nslookup 217.199.160.37, 38 and 39

    I resigned before getting my hands on a fourth transit router at that
    site...
     
    ogden, Sep 17, 2003
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    ogden Guest

    Bloody neds.
     
    ogden, Sep 17, 2003
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    ogden Guest

    I used to knock back a bottle of port before going out to get leathered
    when I was 17 or so. For some reason I bought a bottle of the stuff
    when I was in the supermarket the other day, and polished it off last
    night. Port and sherry are two things I just can't drink slowly.
     
    ogden, Sep 17, 2003
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    darsy Guest

    good show.
     
    darsy, Sep 17, 2003
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    darsy Guest

    hosteurope

    ewwww.
     
    darsy, Sep 17, 2003
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    fluffycat Guest

    steve auvache says...
    dammit, he isn't taking me!
     
    fluffycat, Sep 17, 2003
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    ogden Guest

    I was young, I needed the money, and there were only 6 people in
    the company when I started...
     
    ogden, Sep 17, 2003
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    Doesnotcompute Guest


    It's a SOB epic journey.
    Would you really want to pillion to Hamburg [1] and back on a 1981
    CD200? With Sean following on the infamous CG....

    [1] Hamburg was apparently chosen due to the alleged quality of the red
    light district vs Frankfurts....
     
    Doesnotcompute, Sep 17, 2003
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    Hurrikane Guest

    In Satans twisted little helper,
    spouted such drivel as:
    neds ?
     
    Hurrikane, Sep 17, 2003
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    PeterT Guest

    "Power Grainger"
    L?
     
    PeterT, Sep 17, 2003
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    darsy Guest

    I presume she meant "sister in law"...
     
    darsy, Sep 17, 2003
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    Simon Atkinson Guest

    ogden said:
    Not possible with port - once the bottle touches the table you have to
    throw it away...
     
    Simon Atkinson, Sep 17, 2003
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    Simon Atkinson Guest

    darsy said:
    Shite Old Lover.
     
    Simon Atkinson, Sep 17, 2003
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    Platypus Guest

    The Oldest Swinger In Town

    (Chris Newman / Ed Pickford)

    When you score with a chick in a disco bar
    Take her home in your hairy little car
    Then you find you went to school with her Ma and Pa
    You're the oldest swinger in town

    When you won't look in a mirror in the light of day
    Swear you dyed it when your hair turns grey
    When you zip up your Wranglers and your belly's in the way
    You're the oldest swinger in town

    Here you come and there you go
    Wire wheel-spokes and a stereo
    But the engine's clapped, and the driver also
    Is the oldest swinger in town

    When your barber takes a little less time each week
    The kids don't understand a word you speak
    When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat
    You're the oldest swinger in town

    You prefer a pint of mild to Bacardi and coke
    The songs are too loud and there's too much smoke
    You'd like another dance but you're scared you'll have a stroke
    You're the oldest swinger in town

    Here you come with your chest all bare
    A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair
    Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear
    You're the oldest swinger in town

    When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot
    Rub on Vick where you used to splash Brut
    And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit
    You're the oldest swinger in town

    When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal
    Travolta shades and nine-inch heels
    You say a man is just as old as the woman he feels
    You're the oldest swinger in town

    Here you come with your lips closed tight
    You never smile, you know it wouldn't look right
    'Cause your dentures glow in ultra-violet light
    You're the oldest swinger in town

    And you look so mean 'cause your pants are too tight
    You're the oldest swinger in town

    And it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night
    You're the oldest swinger in town

    (as sung by Fred Wedlock)


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    Platypus
    VN800 Drifter, R80RT
    DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
    BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89
    BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15
     
    Platypus, Sep 17, 2003
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    ogden Guest

    No, not that.

    Peanut flavoured Wotsits ("Erdnuss Flippies" in the lingo)
     
    ogden, Sep 18, 2003
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