The End

I always wood.

 

All in favour of interbreeding, myself. Without it everyone ends up with
web feet and the like

 

When you're on a tiny island hundreds of miles from anywhere, webbed feet
might be a good idea.

 

That's why the kids are so desirable there: small flippers.

 

Not that these surveys mean anything.....but...
I appear to be on the same spot as Gandhi.
I'm rather puzzled, really, as I feel my attitudes/politics are
somewhere to the right of Genghis Khan.
A colleague at work is a nu-labour councilor and has, privately and in
good humour, called me Adolf.
Maybe I'll print the result and plonk it on his desk on Monday - give
him something to think about....
--

Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACK AT GMAIL DOT COM

 

It may want you to leaf it alone.
--

Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACK AT GMAIL DOT COM

 

I'm just above and to the right of Ghandi, which came as a big
surprise.

Whoa... don't invade the tree space, dude. Have a beer or a smoke, but
respect the sacrifices made by the plants.

 

....especially if you nail his head to the desk beside it.

 

Nah, the resulting inrush of air would cause a messy explosion...
--

Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACK AT GMAIL DOT COM

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "platypus"

Bang on with Nelson Mandela, me.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "platypus"

Nah; ice pick is where it's at.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

iSpic...

 

platypus says...

I'm a real one.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

#That made his ears burn
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Fr Jack

You think that Pip branching out in such a manner might be at the root
if its problems? I've always thought his bark was worse than his bite.
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

<snaps throttle shut>

 

When I was on it I got about a year to find a job. If I hadn't landed
this one when I did I would've gone onto a year-long "training
course"[1] where I could've chosen such options as the euro computer
driving licence, basic level programming, or two others.

The training only lasts a few weeks, then you're sent for "work
experience". These are placements of about 3 months where you work but
only get your allowance, not a wage. The idea is that when the time is
up the company take you on, but they're not obliged to and can send you
back and put in for another mug.

So what you're suggesting already happens.

[1] thus I wouldn't be counted as unemployed by the govt. stats.

 

Can you ask Nelson to budge over a bit and make some room?

 

I tend to come out as an anarchist with Stalinist tendencies.

 

Whaddya mean, "Come out"?