The Egg

It came from the chicken's bum.

 

Where did the chicken come from?

 

The egg.

 

The correct term is "vent"

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What's a cloaca then?

 

Nah, it's the "extractor"

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, ukrmer amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Prat.

 

this

http://www.wisc.edu/ansci_repro/lec/lec1/female_images/images_label/chickentract6.jpg

cloaca is to vent what vagina is to ****.

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We had, at one stage, about 5000 battery hens on the farm, so I know my
chickens. "Cloaca" is the sound made by hens in the Gaelic-speaking parts
of the West of Ireland.

 

The other side of the road.

 

I confess, ISTR a post some while back detailing that the monotremata were
the only animals that possesed a cloaca. It appears that I was wrong.
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Monotremata employ a single orifice for reproduction and excretion, hence
the name. Anything without cloaca would be simple /full/ of shit.

 

So I now see.
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