The effects of chocolate

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Jan 11, 2005.

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    AndrewR Guest

     
    AndrewR, Jan 11, 2005
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    Cab Guest

    Bear bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the
    lines of:
    My cat's got this bloody fixation that as soon as I open the window in
    the bathroom upstairs, he has to jump onto the window ledge to survey
    the world. He's not yet tried to jump though.
     
    Cab, Jan 11, 2005
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  3. Mrs. Courier has got two cats and feeds them almost exclusively on dried
    food. When they do get a tin or a pouch of something slimey they go
    fucking barmy and run around like they're on steroids.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jan 11, 2005
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    zymurgy Guest

    My thoughts exactly ... I *hate* the smell of cat food :(

    heh. The whiskas in gravy looks quite nice, but after the IAMS
    experience, i'm not going to give it a shot ...
    I have one you can have, but I don't think I can put the poor old
    bugger through that sort of mental anguish ;)
    thinking feeding them on dried food only
    Mine has both dried and wet, the IAMS is fearsome expensive but the
    fecker won't eat anything else.

    Curiously he won't eat cooked, fresh chicken or turkey, but he does
    like meat.

    Oh, and milk makes him hurl if that helps ;)

    Cheers,

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Jan 11, 2005
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    Ace Guest

    Ace, Jan 11, 2005
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    TMack Guest

    Both of mine have had 10 years on the dried stuff and they are both in
    perfect health.

    Tony
     
    TMack, Jan 11, 2005
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace
    Awww...

    Is that a gold tap it's drinking from?

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    Nigel Eaton, Jan 11, 2005
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    Champ Guest

    Given that Windy maintained it, I think you should be able to work
    that out.
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    Please add "imo" to above post.
    Champ
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    Champ, Jan 11, 2005
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    AndrewR Guest

    Lazy bitch.

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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Jan 11, 2005
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    TMack Guest

     
    TMack, Jan 11, 2005
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  12. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    Woof?

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    Dave

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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jan 11, 2005
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    Higgins@work Guest

    Maybe try giving him a fright, that might help.
     
    Higgins@work, Jan 11, 2005
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    Cab Guest

    TMack bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the
    lines of:
    Are their teeth tartar free?
     
    Cab, Jan 11, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    No, straight.
     
    Muck, Jan 11, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Champ says...
    Le Coq sportif au vin?
     
    Lozzo, Jan 11, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Bear says...
    There's not a great deal of chocolate on a Bounty.
    Knowing my luck it'd melt before the attack started.
     
    Lozzo, Jan 11, 2005
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    Cab Guest

    Higgins@work bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along
    the lines of:
    <G> Sod. SWMBO wouldn't be too happy. (Yes, yes Paul, I know)
     
    Cab, Jan 11, 2005
    #58
  19. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember Whinging Courier
    I'm sure Whiskas has something mildly addictive in it.

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    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
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    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jan 11, 2005
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  20. IME all cats have this fixation.
    You know what?
     
    Paul Corfield, Jan 11, 2005
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