From the H Cafe (formerly Fox's Diner) web site, a message from Thames Valley plod, including the following... "I understand that the club has in the region of 250 members, yet 1400 passed through on the Monday prior to our meeting. Most complaints that I receive are from surrounding villages in relation to speed, loud exhausts and small number plates. I will be working closely with Steve and Shaun to reduce these complaints which unfortunately give all good bikers a bad name." Are they having a fucking giraffe? Local villagers have actually complained to the police about the size of motorcyclists' number plates? I smell pork pies as well as bacon.