The cop ahead signal - suggestion

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Dave E, Sep 25, 2006.

  1. Dave E

    Dave E Guest

    On Sat, left Berowra Mobil northbound for b'fast with some good lads at the
    Corrupted Cafe in Peats Ridge. As we entered the OR, oncoming bikers
    signalled cops ahead and cars flashed us - which was very nice of them.

    So we basically stuck to the speed limit from there on and didn't see a
    damned copper until we were actually turning into the Corrugated Cafe, right
    at the very end of our sleepy run (which would've been faster on foot). All
    that wasted unmarshalled road!

    So I'm thinking there should be a part b. for the cop ahead signal. Part a.
    is the upright finger twirl suggesting that there is some blue action ahead
    followed by part b. the number of fingers sticking up to give approx. kms of
    fun to be had before encountering said fun-spoiling copper.

    Of course if the cop is only a k or 2 ahead you'd have to be a bit careful
    about displaying your message to any oncoming Hardly riders, right Pete?
    :)

    Cheers,
    Dave E (Sydney)
     
    Dave E, Sep 25, 2006
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  2. Dave E

    David Guest

    What a great idea lets start as of today!
    Lushy
     
    David, Sep 25, 2006
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  3. Dave E

    alx Guest

    ADDENDUM item

    Proposition Three -

    ** Signal ...right fist rapidly inserted and retracted thru open cupped
    left hand...

    ** Definition: There is a cop right behind you and he looks mighty pissed!

    Now pay attention you lot!. Drop whatever you're doing and practice this
    signal now!

    Your fellow co-workers will think you have gone bonkers ...or are planning a
    Mardi Gras recovery party..."not again" they mumble....
     
    alx, Sep 25, 2006
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  4. Dave E

    Dave E Guest


    You are a scary man. Are you sure you're not a crafty butcher*?

    Beer mate?

    Cheers,
    Dave E (Sydney)
    [*] A bloke who likes to sneak his meat around the back...
     
    Dave E, Sep 25, 2006
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    Nev.. Guest

    There are maybe 100 people who subscribe to aus.moto and might read this
    message. There are several hundred thousand licensed motorcyclists in
    Australia. You do the maths.

    Nev..
    '04 CBR1100XX
     
    Nev.., Sep 25, 2006
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  6. Dave E

    David Guest

    So its going to be a long haul aye, we are just the beginning lol.
    Lushy (I do have a big mouth lol)
     
    David, Sep 25, 2006
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    Sir Lex Guest

    Sir Lex, Sep 25, 2006
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  8. Dave E

    alx Guest

    crafty butcher my arse!

    oops...now i get it...




    Crafty Butcher *
     
    alx, Sep 25, 2006
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  9. Dave E

    alx Guest

    So a crafty copper also sneaks his truncheon around behind you?

    So glad I learnt that hand signal so I can warn oncoming Honda riders.


     
    alx, Sep 25, 2006
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  10. Dave E

    pig Guest

    au:
    you should be doing the speed limit anyway. Get onto some track days if
    you wanna ride hard, bloody idiot.
     
    pig, Sep 25, 2006
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  11. Dave E

    Dave E Guest


    Yes Nev, there is a tongue firmly planted in my cheek - this time my own.

    However, I quite like the idea of informing Harley riders (who don't nod
    back) about the cops 1km up the road. :)

    Good to have a XX eh?

    Cheers,
    Dave E (Sydney)
    ....I'm referring to the top cheek here of course...
     
    Dave E, Sep 25, 2006
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  12. Dave E

    Dave E Guest


    Mate, watch out - there's a cop about 1 k ahead... :p

    Who said anything about "riding hard" fool?

    Cheers,
    Dave E (Sydney)
     
    Dave E, Sep 25, 2006
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  13. Dave E

    David Guest

    Those who have not sinned throw the first stone lol.
    lushy
     
    David, Sep 25, 2006
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    alx Guest

    Idiot...he's on a Honda mate. Hell, they dont even win motogp's anymore.
     
    alx, Sep 26, 2006
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  15. Dave E

    Dave E Guest

    I leerve it when you speak all delusional and silly.

    :)

    Beer mate???

    Dave E (Sydney)
     
    Dave E, Sep 26, 2006
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    Mad-Biker Guest

    everybody on here will just have to tell 2 people, who will tell 2 people,
    who will tell 2 people


    cant i just point to my patch on my shoulder or turn the rotating red and
    blue roof lights on or something?


    MAD
     
    Mad-Biker, Sep 26, 2006
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    Rod Bacon Guest

    What happens if he's 11Kms ahead? Do you have to get your cock out and
    ride no-hands?
     
    Rod Bacon, Sep 26, 2006
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    krazykol Guest

    Yeah if everyone on here told 2 friends ........ there would still be no
    one who knows by the end of the year. LOL

    Krazykol
    VTR1000F
     
    krazykol, Sep 26, 2006
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  19. Dave E

    Dave E Guest


    Doesn't everyone here have 11 fingers??

    Hmmm... odd.

    Cheers,
    Dave E (Sydney)
    There are times on the XX where the cock is out on its own accord... that's
    called a rider's fat. I've just come back from the supermarket where I had
    a shopper's fat. Looking forward to a TV fat later tonight (watching the
    Simpsons).
     
    Dave E, Sep 26, 2006
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    bikerbetty Guest

    I suppose that means us women riders can only give 10km warnings...

    betty
     
    bikerbetty, Sep 26, 2006
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