The cnuts are out in force.

A beautiful spring day in Weston.

Looks like half of the bikers in the west country decided it was time
to dust off the bike and head for the seaside. The sea front bike park
was packed.

Why is it that as soon as the cnuts get into a group of 4 or more they
just MUST get into a competition to find who is the biggest cnut.

A few fallers and near misses but nothing serious yet AFAIK.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

1) This is UKRM. You can say "****".

2) God, but you're dull.

 

I choose not to.

Pipe smoking pensioner - check
Beige cardigan - check
SOB rider - check
Old not bold - check
Survivor - check

Seems I managed to get through yoof and middle age without tempting Darwin
_too_ much. Been there, done most of the really stupid things.
I no longer have anything to prove so now I can laugh at the idiots doing all
of the things that I managed to survive.

RELAX.

 

Beat me to it, you ****.

Beat me to it, you ****.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

So why type "cnut"? Seriously, why?

 

'Clumsy cnut overcooked it'
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D.

 

Leave him alone you nasty man, he's odl.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "Mungo \"Two

Treu.

 

So you did it all when you were younger yourself? So why are you
critisicising younger people for doing the same now? When I see
teenagers being teenages (for example), it just makes me smile - I did
it, why shouldn't they?

So, what's your problem?

C

 

O'sm I

 

They're playing. Either Darwin will sort them out or their skills will
improve. Don't worry about it.

 

Why don't you take this to a gardening group rather than posting your
shit on here?

 

And your problem is ??.

 

Your posts are boring and I normally reserve my killfile for slopes
selling imitation watches.

 

Trying to pick a fight sonny ?
Grow up or try someone else, I aint biting.

Muttermumble kids of today mumble.

 

wrote in message

He's probably close to your age.

And he's right, you are a dull ****.

 

This is a multiple choice quiz. You may choose more than one answer.


1/ I criticise young people because:-

A Their stupidity puts my insurance up.
B I'm old and old people have a right to moan about youngsters.
c Maybe in hindsight I wish I hadn't been so stupid.
D After reading all of the above I've realised I'm called Auvache.