The Call I Always Dread

He's talking at you, not to you. I rectum sore, dog ass me, cowshit I
know.

 

Taint never ridden with
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'll say it this way, he'd probably be best on the Hurricane instead
of the Road King. If he'd come up to that curve on the Hurricane, he'd
have made a deliberate attempt at going straight to not make that
curve. That little Hurricane is so well designed, you just look the
direction you want to go and it does it. Not like that Blackbird. The
Blackbird, you have to jiggle the throttle, look where you want to go,
then muscle the bike down to the curve....but then it'll handle well!

 

Don't worry, Ed. He's "taint" never ridden with anyone else either.

 

He got a bike?

 

Depends on what he's smokin' when he gets rowdy.. lol

 

Sure does and knows how to ride it.
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PERFECT ADVICE TO HELP YOU THROUGH THE WORST OF DAYS...

Handle every situation like a dog.

If you can't Eat it or Screw it....

Piss on it and Walk Away.

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's Rich and Keith?

 

Try NAPA for the lite.I have had good luck with finding old parts like bulbs
from them.

 

The pace wasn't the problem, my lousy line entering the corner was.

Yeah it was a fun day and that is a fun section of road. I had the
pleasure of riding it again this year, even if it was pouring rain.


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PERFECT ADVICE TO HELP YOU THROUGH THE WORST OF DAYS...

Handle every situation like a dog.

If you can't Eat it or Screw it....

Piss on it and Walk Away.

 

Yeah, ya pussy, no one else has seen me ride either....

But, don't take Ed's word for it....why don't you finally show some
back bone in your whole life and join up on one of these MANY rides we
go on? Do we ride too fast for a pussy like you?

I guess before you get started to make a trip, you'd have to actually
buy some tires worth more than the used "may pops" you've been so used
to since the Army kicked your ass out?

 

Who paid for the gas? As close as those motorcycles are to each other,
someone got a free tank out of it....

 

Nah we kept them all separate. Hell I was riding the Antique Virago
and even if I managed a free tank of gas the tank is so small it
wouldn't amount to anything more than pocket change.


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PERFECT ADVICE TO HELP YOU THROUGH THE WORST OF DAYS...

Handle every situation like a dog.

If you can't Eat it or Screw it....

Piss on it and Walk Away.

 

I was traveling with a couple riding two up, fully loaded on a V-Twin
cruiser that just recently dyno'd a whopping 43 HP. Ouch.

Needless to say we were not exactly burning up the roads, but they are
a very nice couple and terrific company on the road, so it was OK.


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PERFECT ADVICE TO HELP YOU THROUGH THE WORST OF DAYS...

Handle every situation like a dog.

If you can't Eat it or Screw it....

Piss on it and Walk Away.

 

Taint no one ridden with you either....

 

That wouldn't stop them....I hear Louie's got a set of "run flat"
tires on his bike, and Redshad has them on order! But until Redshad
gets his tires in, ain't no way he'll stop for a flat if Louie
doesn't....

Those two are worse than the postman...rain, shine, cold, hot,
lagoons, off road, on flats, pushing, pulling....whatever it takes!

 

Only those I wanted to.


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PERFECT ADVICE TO HELP YOU THROUGH THE WORST OF DAYS...

Handle every situation like a dog.

If you can't Eat it or Screw it....

Piss on it and Walk Away.

 

Next time Keith, probably next summer now, although I might be riding
to Libby Montana in a couple of weeks. Now that's closer to Idaho than
your place but if time and commitments allow maybe you could join us.



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PERFECT ADVICE TO HELP YOU THROUGH THE WORST OF DAYS...

Handle every situation like a dog.

If you can't Eat it or Screw it....

Piss on it and Walk Away.

 

so the Hurrycane will lean into those curves, like it or not, and
successful each and every time, eh......hmmmmmmm