The Annual UKRM "PAHND!" Award

Laydeez and Gennlemen...

Some time ago Grey Leader[1] was persuaded to part with a pound coin[2]
after a public reference to the Isle of Man.

I have retained that coin and have pretty much finished fashioning a
small trophy that incorporates it.

I propose to award said trophy annually for the most outrageous piece of
ego-stroking exhibited by a UKRMer in the preceding twelve months. The
award will be made at the end of each year, and is in my gift[3].

I will be accepting nominations over the next couple of months.

In the interests of fairness (and for obvious reasons), Grey Leader will
be awarded with a Lifetime Achievement trophy (a "replica") on the
occasion of the first award ceremony, and is therefore not eligible for
the annual award.

[1] <nods> to Bonwick Sr.
[2] His own money. Astonishing, but true.
[3] I am, obviously, open to bribery attempts
--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer As featured in
Performance Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

I'm fucking fantastic.

 

ME

 

I'm too modest to stroke my own ego.

The only nomination I would have made is for a complete twat who is no
longer around.

 

Ace?

 

Superb post.

Marvellous footnotes, not one out of place or superfluous.
You're a credit to Uncles everywhere, Wicked or not.

 

Well, that narrows it down, doesn't it?

 

Extra points for quantity?

 

It's Cab's obsession. You know who it is.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, antonye

Oh yes. You're currently on for at least a podium.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer As featured in
Performance Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Excellent!

 

Good for me:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/5319190.stm

 

Point of Order, Mr Latheman.

I move that Grey Ladder be eligible for subsequent entry.

 

Heh. FOYRNB.

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote

Yeah well... count me out, I need no fucking accolade from you lot to
know I am superior.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Verdigris

I am.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer As featured in
Performance Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache

Pathetic. Try again.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer As featured in
Performance Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote

To what end?

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

Don't ask me to stroke my own ego, please let the girls of Room 1 do it
for me.

 

you want to cut down on the bacon.

Oh, you have.