The advantages of being a regular customer

Just rang the Chinese to order some grub to bury my sorrows at England's
loss.

"solly, we velly busy, delibely will be a reast one 1 an a arf hour. what
your postcode"

"ah it you mr ablanch, we deliber in 20 minute ok, you want usual order
ok?"

I love it. Now all I need is for Wales to lose.

 

You've just admitted to the rest of the world that you're a sad b#st'rd.

 

I'll bet he's never had a loyalty discount card from his local chippy,
and I'll also bet his local Chinese takeaway didn't send their driver
round to check on his health when he didn't order for three days.

--
Lozzo
Versys 650 Inter-Continental Hyperbolistic Missile , CBR600F-W racebike
in the making, TS250C, RD400F (somewhere)
BMW E46 318iSE (it's a car, not one of those 2-wheeled pieces of shite
they churn out)

 

Yes and?

 

My local chippy is shite.

 

Lozzo escribió:

The poor old bar owners around here are in a right tizzy of late. When I was
in hospital for 2 weeks they were texting me.

 

And would his local fill up station say "Well call in and pay me later on
and don't bother going back home for your money now" when you've filled the
tank and then realised your cash in in your other kecks?

And all without taking his lid off?

 

WANKER!

 

Is there a compelling reason why you don't have a blog?

--
des

'Pessimism is a luxury that a Jew can never allow himself'
(Golda Meir (1898 - 1978))
<http://elderofziyon.blogspot.com/>

 

I have been posting to ukrm for far too long, you people know far too much
about me.

 

UKRM is my blog.

Actually I am glad you popped up. Do you think that while you are busy
posting drivel to the threads about life as it is in the middle east right
now you could break from your usual habits and give us an insight into the
Israelish view on things. You know the sort of stuff. Like why, for
example Israel hasn't jumped at the opportunity to kill more ragheads than
usual and join in the no fly zone thing. I would be genuinely interested
to have a unbiased opinion on matters but suppose I will just have to make
do with you.

 

Feck, your arteries must be like rock

Paul.

 

The Iranians never were as good as the Italians.

 

Oh, you sneaky old fucker, it's currently half-time on iPlayer and I've
been avoiding mention of results.

 

Did you expect a different result after seeing the 1st half?

 

True. I don't enjoy it so much when it's recorded, anyway. Knowing that
the result is already established blunts the edge, somewhat.

 

SYCOPHANT!

 

Only just seen this, steve. Israel has no interest in offing 'ragheads'.
If we did, Gaza would right now resemble the ashtray next to me in which
I've just stubbed out a roll-up.

But our patience is wearing thin.

--
des
'The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were
the ones who attacked America on September the 11th'
(George W. Bush (1946 - ))
<http://elderofziyon.blogspot.com/>

 

I did wonder if this was the case.

 

I was amused to see on the BBC website (and _The Independent_ etc.) the
mention of how Tornado pilots had aborted a sortie 'cos there were civvies
in the area. How the British media puffed their collective chest and
boasted of some sort of superior morality!

What they never mention (inbetween waffling on about how Israel 'butchers
children' (can you say 'Al-Dura'..? *chortle*)) is that Tsahal routinely
aborts bombing runs when the Fakestinians send civilians to act as 'human
shields'.

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A fact that the Fakis turn to their advantage..

<http://is.gd/sFKqJv>
<http://is.gd/DhzYna>

(all links SFW) [1]

Like I say, our patience is wearing thin.

[1] unless you live in Gaza .. *snigger*
--
des
'Law never made men a whit more just; and, by means of their respect
for it, even the well-disposed are daily made the agents of injustice'
(Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862))
<http://elderofziyon.blogspot.com/>