That's just fine, or is it?

From the Top story today on http://www.mirror.co.uk/[1]

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BRITAIN'S leading policeman has slammed greedy forces who use speed
cameras to raise cash.

Met Commissioner Sir John Stevens said in an exclusive interview: "I
don't approve of using speed cameras as money making devices. Their
proper use is to lower accident rates."
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[1] OK, I know it's the Daily Mirror[2], but the story's still valid
[2] No, I don't usually read it, but it caught my eye at the petrol
station this morning when I was filling up.

 

^^^

That fucks the URL perfectly.

 

Mmmm.. not from where I'm sitting.

You sure it's not this bit that fucks the URL?
X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1158

Here's a link direct to the story.

http://tinyurl.com/36kd2

 

I don't mind having porn on my PC but there's no way I'm going to click a
link to the daily mirror.

 

Pikey newsreaders.

 

Long haired ponce.

 

Fat git.

 

aha... now that's where you are now wrong

 

Fat wanker?

 

err... slimmer wanker.

 

Fatwa?

 

Fat lip?

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Fat chance.

 

On Thu, 12 Feb 2004 12:37:25 GMT, Catman
<> bored us all completely to death
with wittery prose along the lines of:

Collagen lips.

 

Jihad means "Holy War", not Fatwah.

I'd stick to Catholicism if I were you

 

What, even something incorrect?

A mate of mine lost this index finger, pulled out his hand at the
nuckle, when cleaning the rear sprocket on his completely imacculate
Z1000MkII with a rag while the bike was on main stand and ticking over
in first gear.

 

Try some of this:

http://www.shirky.com/writings/semantic_syllogism.html

 

One of the guys in my year at school lost the tips of 3 fingers doing
that.

 

Trout pout.

 

If you liked that, you'll love Moral Theology:

http://www.csbsju.edu/library/research/theomorl.html

....party like it's 1699.