That's it then.

I'm sorry, I seem to be having problems with the term "severance shag".

 

Fair point.

 

I bet you say that to everyone.

 

Those four little words have a great and profound significance.

Cheers mate, just what I need.

 

Cheers mate.

 

message

First the wife now you. Everyone's after a piece of my ass.

 

Alan.T.Gower was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Popular, aren't you?

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3225046.stm

 

Erm, Alan ... how do I put this ... it's not your arse ...

 

It's yer Gixxer Thou.

 

Yeah, yours too.

 

You gonna tell The Doctor?

 

It's yer Gixxer Thou.[/QUOTE]

There's always that too, of course.

 

In a Wayne Bobbit sort of way?

 

Well I was torn between:

"I feel guilty about shagging her now"

"If I offered Bear the spare room, my wife would divorce me too"

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"It's only a wife"

"Who gets the daughters?"

....and a few others that I forget.

 

decree or vodka?

 

and *smack!* this comes out of the blue...

No idea if you're happy about this or not, so
don't know what to say, apart from try and
avoid the lawyers, and - if possible! - try
and stay friendly about it.

Good luck.

 

Well hugs are always available here for you, should you find yourself up in
Harrogate anytime medear.

 

;op