That's Betterer!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nigel Eaton, Jan 4, 2005.

  1. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Sorted the 1300.

    It was the fucking fuel tap clogging up again. I really, really, really
    must do something about that fuel tank.

    Of course the dent in the side from when it rolled off the bike as I was
    trying to disconnect one of the electrical plugs under it may also act
    as a bit of an incentive.

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 4, 2005
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    <Jim Reeves>

    # welcome to my world ...

    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..73066../..17485.../..3184./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Jan 4, 2005
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  3. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
    <pitter-patter-pitter-patter>
    <hammer-hammer-saw-saw-saw-hammer>
    <sound of noose being suspended from recently erected scaffold>

    <creak, creak, creak>

    --
    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 4, 2005
    #3
  4. Nigel Eaton

    platypus Guest

    You are Michael Hutchence AICMF dog-eared copy of /The Joy of Sex/...
     
    platypus, Jan 4, 2005
    #4
  5. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    Whth-th-u...

    <removes orange>

    Thanks.

    --
    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jan 5, 2005
    #5
  6. Nigel Eaton

    platypus Guest

    Heh. It occurred to me this morning that the next big thing will be sex
    tourism for necrophiliacs.
     
    platypus, Jan 5, 2005
    #6
  7. Nigel Eaton

    Lozzo Guest

    platypus says...
    Who's volunteering to oversee the graveyard shift?
     
    Lozzo, Jan 5, 2005
    #7
  8. Nigel Eaton

    The Older Gentleman Guest


    Seems the paedos have got there first, mind. All those little orphans
    looking for someone to take care of them.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jan 5, 2005
    #8
  9. Nigel Eaton

    Whinging Courier Guest

    Anyone who will jump their bones.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jan 5, 2005
    #9

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