Coming home from work this morning on a nice bit of narrow 100km/h road through scrub on the outskirts of town, approaching a deep floodway that follows a rise in the road. Not speeding. Come over the top, there's a bloody council mobile lawnmower on the bloody bridge doing about 10km/h with three cars almost at a full stop behind him. Shit! Hit the anchors going down into the floodway, (Gawd I love the Pig's brakes) the rear locks, I'm doing a lightning estimate of where I'm gunna stop and I work out it's gunna be about halfway through the middle car... Quick scan, oncoming 4WD, head for the double lines but then the oncoming vehicle is through and the oncoming lane is clear. I sail through while swearing loudly at the mower driver...