That was interesting.

This gf you had... not for long, presumably?

 

We had one when I was a kid. It came in the accessory pack with a huge
chest freezer. Had a carving edge on one side, a saw edge on the other for
frozen stuff and forks on the tip. Lethal fucking thing. Got rid of it when
moving my mother from her smallholding to her current place.

 

I've still got something like that, maybe two of them IIRC[1]

A bit like this:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B000Y2XPMO/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&n=11052681&s=kitchen

[1] Still in a crate in the garage

 

yes, a lot like that, only with a standard bread knife on the other edge

 

See, some one thinks it a good enough idea to actually make

 

I wrapped a paper hanky round my finger, ate my team (it was beans on
toast that night), and then went to boots to get some plasters.

 

Beans on toast washed down with spooge, presumably?

 

Dinner in the Andes?

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I should really dig ours out and bin it. AFAIK it's never been used.

Best place for them, frankly.

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Blimey, I'm glad I didn't work for you.

 

Post corrected.

 

*slap*

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I still have one just like that and I use it almost every day. I've
never cut mysef on it because I'm not a hamfisted fuckwit.

 

On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 11:38:36 +0000,
(The Older Gentleman) said

Erm...........

 

He may have simply been making a sandwhich in case he got stuck.

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I bet your team wasn't impressed with that. You eating them and them not
getting a bite.

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There's nothing wrong with a bit of danger, biker boy.


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I hear tell you're 'special' though.

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Christ, you're a hard manager.

 

On Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:08:33 +0000, Catman

In my defence, I wouldn't buy a double-sided knife - doesn't present
enough of a challenge.