That bloody idiot

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Sir.Tony, Feb 10, 2004.

  1. Sir.Tony

    Sir.Tony Guest

    Some plonker ran across the road in-front of me, to day. I had to swerve to
    avoid hitting him. That ass hole
     
    Sir.Tony, Feb 10, 2004
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  2. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Sir.Tony said:
    I had to swerve to avoid you once as well, you fucking plank!
     
    Whinging Courier, Feb 10, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    For this we may never forgive you.


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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Feb 10, 2004
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  4. In uk.rec.motorcycles, AndrewR said:
    I wasn't worried about sir.tony, I just didn't need the repair bill :)
     
    Whinging Courier, Feb 10, 2004
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  5. Sir.Tony

    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    I'm sure someone would organise a whip round to pay for the damage if you do
    manage to take him out.
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    Dr Zoidberg, Feb 10, 2004
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  6. Sir.Tony

    AndrewR Guest

    "Pay for the damage"?

    I think, "Pay for the damage and get you quite a few drinks to help you get
    over the 'shock'" would be a much more appropriate offer.


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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Feb 10, 2004
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  7. Sir.Tony

    Sir.Tony Guest

    ???

    When was that?
     
    Sir.Tony, Feb 10, 2004
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    Malc Guest

    Careful, three coherent words in a row. You might be growing up.
     
    Malc, Feb 10, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Sir.Tony
    Tomorrow.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Feb 10, 2004
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  10. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Sir.Tony said:
    On the south end of Domingo St. where it joins Baltic St East; where
    that little square bit is that we used to park in. I came tearing down
    Baltic St and you fucking came out of nowhere out of baltic St.

    You had that shite Bros with the broken clutch.
     
    Whinging Courier, Feb 10, 2004
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    tallbloke Guest

    <marks thread>

    <pours more wine>
     
    tallbloke, Feb 10, 2004
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  12. Sir.Tony

    Sir.Tony Guest

    I was renting that shit bike from bandit bikes at the time ;-)
     
    Sir.Tony, Feb 11, 2004
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  13. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Sir.Tony said:
    You don't say! lol

    You had the good sense to take the "Bandit Shites" top-box off it then
    :)

    IANAL, but I would have thought that riding a bike in that condition
    that they hired you was illegal but then again they shafted me more than
    once.

    I vowed never to go in there again and was loathed to spend £7.50 on a
    new clutch lever when I crashed near their shop :-(

    Blimey, listen to me! I've not been doing this job for four months and
    I'm still whinging ;-)
     
    Whinging Courier, Feb 11, 2004
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  14. Sir.Tony

    Owen Guest

    I'm curious about your views on volutary euthenasia...
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    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
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    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Feb 12, 2004
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  15. Volutary euthanasia should be the painless killing of a person
    by rolling over him, preferably in a Volvo.
     
    Old Fart at Play, Feb 12, 2004
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