That 122 MPH biker.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by ginge, Mar 2, 2009.

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  1. ginge

    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    I'd have instituted divorce proceedings fairly soon thereafter.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Mar 3, 2009
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    Die!
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Mar 3, 2009
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    It's ok. Somebody can whip up a graphic representation for you.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Mar 3, 2009
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    Champ Guest

    Swot I was thinking. A wife who calls the polis on you!
     
    Champ, Mar 3, 2009
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Better than an SO who does, and gets you chucked in the cells on an
    off-shore island where you don't know anyone.

    I expect.

    <fx: wanders away, whistling the theme from "Dixon of Dock Green">
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 3, 2009
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    That's seriously wrong. Who'd do that sort of shit?
    I think you'd have been better whistling the theme from Porridge.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Mar 3, 2009
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    AndrewR Guest


    May 22nd 2016. She loves bikes, but says that I'm too slow - so you could
    work that angle.

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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Mar 4, 2009
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    Lozzo Guest

    I think I may be well past riding quickly by the time she reaches the
    age of consent.

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    Fireblade 929 (For sale)
    ZX-7R P4 (for sale)
    CBR600F-W trackbike
    SR250 SpazzTrakka,
    RD400F, somewhere
    I see a bright new future, where chickens can cross the road with no
    fear of having their motives questioned
     
    Lozzo, Mar 4, 2009
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    AndrewR Guest

    You don't have to ride quickly, just faster than I do - i.e. not very
    quickly at all.

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    BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Mar 4, 2009
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    lesleyward77 Guest

    I reckon this incident occurred here:
    #

    http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2516/91/82/1383693505/n1383693505_30080357_3683698.jpg

    The lines are clearly not to the above standard, so any calculation is
    wrong
     
    lesleyward77, Mar 4, 2009
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    Kim Bolton Guest

    Kim Bolton, Mar 4, 2009
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    Ace Guest

     
    Ace, Mar 4, 2009
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    Blah Guest

    I agree, that looks like the right bit of raod.
     
    Blah, Mar 4, 2009
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    Lozzo Guest

    You're cruel, did you know that

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    Fireblade 929
    ZX-7R P4
    CBR600F-W trackbike
     
    Lozzo, Mar 4, 2009
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    "I was going faster than I'd ever been in my whole life..."
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 4, 2009
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    Lozzo Guest

    It's common knowledge that over the last 4 years I've got slower

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    Lozzo
    Versys 650 Tourer
    Fireblade 929 (For sale)
    ZX-7R P4 (for sale)
    CBR600F-W trackbike
    SR250 SpazzTrakka,
    SR250 wivva topbox
    TS250C
    RD400F, somewhere
    I see a bright new future, where chickens can cross the road with no
    fear of having their motives questioned
     
    Lozzo, Mar 4, 2009
    #96
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    Simon Wilson Guest

    I assumed thay already had.
     
    Simon Wilson, Mar 4, 2009
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    I respond to requests to go both faster and slower.
     
    Colin Irvine, Mar 4, 2009
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    Lozzo Guest

    A real gentleman just knows.

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    Lozzo
    Versys 650 Tourer
    Fireblade 929 (For sale)
    ZX-7R P4 (for sale)
    CBR600F-W trackbike
    SR250 SpazzTrakka,
    SR250 wivva topbox
    TS250C
    RD400F, somewhere
    I see a bright new future, where chickens can cross the road with no
    fear of having their motives questioned
     
    Lozzo, Mar 4, 2009
    #99
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    Ace Guest

    I do try, but it's nice to get confirmation occasionally.
     
    Ace, Mar 4, 2009
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