Thankyouverymuch Smack!

Well Smack,
You just had to do it, didn't you? You got everyones[1] hopes
up when you said that the WS rally was on your list and that you would
be going. Nearly all of the aus.motorcycle clan then got on the
bandwagon[2] and said "Right! Smacks going.... we will be there!".

Imagine our utter disgust when we read that were you PIKING
out due a very lame excuse that *long lost friends* were arriving to
inspect the shed(tm) that very weekend. <shame on you>

So, the next thing we are reading is Aus.motorcycles 101
reasons why I am piking and not going to the WS rally.

Clem said it was because the house hadn't been sold yet and
that he only had one point on licence <like you can speed on a fridge
towing XJ... YR! (tm).

Conehead said he wasn't going because he didn't know any
bastard. <just who is this conehead fellow?>

Smee said he wasn't going because his tractor needed some
special fuel and he was worried that he wouldn't be able to
countersteer around the corners.

Bloody Boky is using some piss poor excuse that he is not in
Australia and it was a fair distance to travel... YR!(tm) thats never
bothered you before.

TB is not going because he is just a piker - no excuse needed.
JustAl not going because he has found a new play friend.. <Al, actec
would have been welcomed>

J5 piking out because the Esky (tm) wouldn't fit the latest
bike he owns....< got to get a universal fitting moit>

Hiro is piking because of some root problem ?? - maybe he
doesn't want to *see* his tractor pull record broken <as if>

GS piking because every would take the piss out of the
*bovine* <not us though GS... trust us>

Finally.... moi! - I am piking because that two-headed 50/60cc
tassie riding poofy beer drinking faggot is not going [3].

Johno
Beer mate?

[1] Even Teddies little heart gave a flutter.
[2] Not to be confused with the beer wagon
[3] Start making excuses for the MotoGP Smack

 

My excuse: No cars allowed

(oh and apart from that, 1 month old baby and a shipment due in....)

 

(ACT distributor drums fingers on desk impatiently, checks watch, takes sip
of coffee, resumes drumming...)

 

Picking it up Sat morning

 

ah well the current esky mobile(mk2) is soon to go and currently
has its forks in Adelaide (give em back ya bastards)

the next esky mobile has yet to be manufactured , maybe for GP

and besides I was only going to ride the CB250 down there to claim the prize
but
BT soon put a stop to that

hmm maybe I should have taken this one with esky
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~glenmark/Z50/DSC_8661.JPG

that would have fixed BT

 

**** off spammer bitches

 

well I never!

Have I started the anti WS group?

Lets all post pics of what we did on the weekend, and see who posts the pics
of the best tits


(coneheads MB's are inadmissable)

 

thats spamming underweasels thankyou very much

 

**** off discriminator bitch

 

As long as you do not start the MotoGP group!

Johno
Beer?

 

TB is to be referred to, from now on, as "The Cheshire Cat"
or "Bruce". It's time the poor boy got a proper name.

PS: The Happy Drunk is a spoilsport and still doesn't know
what sound a whale makes.

PPS: aus.motorcycles won best club attendance! Without you lot!

-----sharks

 

There's a photo from the weekend of me surrounded by
a whole pack of useless tits.

-----sharks

 

http://www.martyh.com/ws2004/imagepages/image11.htm

glad to help

mh

 

So why didn't ya, ya blouse?


BTH

 

top speed of around 30 kph on flat ground , maybe if i leave now
i will get there for next years WS

 

** I'll keep wearing black until something darker comes along **

Just flipping through the pics on that site... Whats with "The Couch"...
Gotta get one of those...

 

Yes, a fine machine in the tradition of bush engineering - cost $0[1]

Cheers
Goaty
1. But if the couch is not back in granny's loungeroom by Friday,
there'll be hell to pay!

 

Nah, it would only have taken you a week either way, tops! ;-)


BTH