Thanks guys

C R E M A S C O
[double-triple underline]

 

Now Clem, petal...... Auntie Betty will be there, if that helps.... I can
easily turn on the 5 thousand watt perve-deflector glare. gNatty, you'll be
ok - please come to the Unaugural - you and your dad need this special time!
(Besides, I might need some advice on potential beer-wenching, hyeugh
hyeugh. Eeeeek! Or maybe not. Let's talk.)

auntie betty

 

We need to arm you with some ballistic tea-bags Betty.

 

Knob'll rip into you for mentioning them.

Nev..
'04 CBR1100XX

 

S'Funny you should type that, seeing as I just came across this little
gem while searching through the archives.

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If Bulgy and Caroline did acquire any two-wheeled playmates, it would
sooner or later be necessary to
introduce Anthea the Ambulance, Timita the Tow Truck and Mad Max the
Pleece Car, then it would just be
tears before bedtime.


It was a beautiful morning, and Tiny the Z13 and his friend Lumpy the
Trumpy decided to go for a picnic
down at the shunting yard to watch the engines, and maybe do some donuts
in the gravel carpark, when
suddenly Vera the Volvo, realising that she was stuck on the tracks
because she hadn't left herself
enough room to get onto the other side of the railway crossing, reversed
off the crossing and straight
into Tiny.

"Gosh" said Lumpy.

"Ow" said Tiny.

"You rear-ended me, you horrid beast!" wailed Vera. "Now my Fat
Contoller will be late for bowls! I
shall tell on you!"

"Oh, I say!" protested Lumpy, "It's your own jolly fault for backing
into Tiny, you silly goose!"

Eee-ooo eee-ooo! Mad Max the Pleece Car came rushing over the hill.
"Hello hello hello, what's going
on then?"

"He hit the back of me!" sobbed Vera the Volvo. "I want you to suspend
his net access immediately!"

Tiny has just started to mutter "Fscking cage" when Thomas chugged by
through the crossing. Seeing a
cop car at a bingle, he immediately slowed down and rubbernecked, which
is why when he missed the next
signal and ploughed into the back of Gordon who was towing a load of
fuel cars he didn't break apart
into a million pieces on impact, but instead remained intact to be
engulfed by an enormous fireball.

"Gosh" said Lumpy

"That had to hurt" said Tiny, gingerly flexing his forks, "I think I'm
okay, though".

"Why do these things always happen 20 minutes before knock off time"
grumbled Mad Max, visions of
unpaid overtime and an overflowing corro locker filling his imagination.

They left Vera the Volvo stalled at the crossing, where leaking fuel
from Gordon's ruptured tanker cars
spilled underneath her and set her on fire. Tiny and Lumpy decided that
a picnic at the shunting yard
might not be such a good idea after all, since there was such a large
amount of flammable coal stored
there, so with Max's complaining, Gordon's indignant bitching, Vera's
screams and Thomas's death rattle
fading behind them, they headed off for the countryside, where they
found a twisty road to play on all
day then went home tired but content.

<sigh> I love a happy ending.

Sam (thinking of going into publishing children's books)
================

I wonder what happened to Aunt Samantha.
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Cheers

PeterC [aka MildThing]


'01 Yamaha FJR1300

www.dmcsc.org.au
http://eladesom.com.au/ulysses/
# 37181

 

Hey! I'm not old!

-----sharks (might drive up for it ...)

 

Tee hee. I'd forgotten about that!

Ah, memories...

Hammo

 

You got room for one more in your Volvo?

Hammo

 

Sounds like I missed a good night .... next time I won't pike ...
honest ;-)
__


Cheers
The Happy Drunk
K100RT

 

Many thanks for organising it, a good venue. Hope to see you all around the
campfire real soon.

Boxer

 

Dunno [shrug].. I think she's just ALWAYS been like that!
--
Clem
(Belatedly starts to wonder about ICBTB* range)


* Intra-Continental Ballistic Tea-Bag of course!

 

At this rate you'll have more underlining than you do names Clem

G-S

 

I always worried more about the depleted cammomile ammunition myself...


G-S

 

Just what is the half-life of the camomile isotope?

 

About a dozen newsgroup posts.
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Cheers

PeterC [aka MildThing]


'01 Yamaha FJR1300

www.dmcsc.org.au
http://eladesom.com.au/ulysses/
# 37181

 

I'm not sure... I never managed to get life percentage that high!


G-S

 

I'll make sure I remind you of that promise <grin>

betty

 

You can get high on camomile?

Theo
Tea, a product used as a drink when the only coffee available is instant.

 

Nice of you guys to provide fuel for the bonfire.

Al

 

Karuah? or are you piking again?

Al