Thank yous #2

To Nigel Eaton and Salad Dodger for back to back goes on their
respective disco-tourers. OK, so I couldn't ride them on the road due to
a lack of insurance, but a quick ride around the car park was enough to
tell me that I really wouldn't have wanted to anyway. By fucking christ
those things are unwieldy.

 

TA for your organiwotsit.

They're better on the move, than at walking pace.

They're not much fun across the Humber Bridge in a Force 7 gale, mind.

Just got in, btw. All landmarks now captured.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..70230../..16368.../..3180./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17
'^' RBR-Visited:80 Pts:1730 Miles:6247

 

And stashed in the panniers.

 

Cool! Well done Dodger. Do we get a final write-up then? Although I
don't post anything to your write-ups I do enjoy reading them.

--
Lesley
CBR600FW
SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
BONY#54P BOB#18
Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally

 

Well done that Dodger - so how many road side crosses were there in
the end?

 

Which cross in Nesscliffe did you go for. Or are you going for more
than one. I will be submitting one *in* Nesscliffe and one *near*
(but not that near but in the next hamlet) Nesscliffe.

 

Only found one "near", and one "in".

I think I have the same two. Dave's getting both. I presume the word
"little" appears in your alternative.

--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..70230../..16368.../..3180./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17
'^' RBR-Visited:80 Pts:1730 Miles:6247

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

You is welcome, my boy.

Right. Time to award the IBB[1] numbers:

#1 - The Speedyspic. I worried for your heart.
#2 - Danni the barmaid. Thighs to rival Snowy, but let me breath next
time luv.
#3 - Champ. Who wheelied it[3]. The ****.
#4 - Salad Dodger. Who let me HAGM on the Wing, ta mate.
#5 - Carrie. You're lovely. What on *earth* are you doing with...
#6 - Hog. It ain't no Gixxer Thou, baby.
#7 - Mups. Or "Mr Steph." as he is henceforth known.

Cheers to all at the BH, and all who got pissed in her.

Double cheers to Tallbloke for the HAGM on the Matchless. A thing of
considerable charm. You're owed a go on the Blingmobile.

And fucking good to see the Endangered Platypus. Lady Nina, you're a
nutter. Bloody well batted.

I had a nice time.

[1] I've Been Blinged[2]
[2] With thanks to Dodger, of this parish.
[3] No really, he did. Just.
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Yes indeed. Mind you, as I am only going for Gold now, I am not as
obsessive about having the right one.

 

Nigel Eaton says...

Many thanks again. It's a wonderous motorcycle, in the same way that a
rhinocerous is a wonderful animal.

--
Lozzo : The Speedyspic
YZF1000R (Big boy's Power-Valve)
BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7,
ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9, IBB#1.

 

An endangered species ridden by a natural treasure.

 

Not "I've Been Eaton"?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Look again at the list. There are a some that I would be happy to
consider for an IBE#. And there are some that I would not.

And if you want to pursue this any further, you're not getting a go on
the Blingmobile, even in the unlikely event that you *do* recover.
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

You're no fun. <sulks>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Oh, the terrible power, the POWER!

MWAAAAHAAAHAAHAAAHAAAA....
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

<...enters hedge>

 

Heh, I passed a couple of wings on the Matchless which were being ridden
very gingerly in the crosswind

Well done. I'm really impressed by the mileages you do on those trips.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

*That's* the style.

You're going to have *such* a fun[1] time on the Blingmobile. If you're
a very good boy Daddy will fit a new rear tyre and sort the head
bearings for you first.

[1] If, I fear, all too brief[2].
[2] Let's shoot for medical history. Bust the other scapula[3].
[3] Should you actually manage this, the bike repairs are on me.
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Wot, and spoil the fun?

<
Nah, I'll just hang on and let it do its thing with the scenery, like Slim
Pickens on the H-bomb at the end of Dr Strangelove...