I just read this on a bike related forum. The poster is a serving member of TVP. well it was like this... <uncle Albert Mode> I was called to a routine 'domestic' on the Britwell estate in sunny Slough... On arrival I was met at the door by a hysterical male claiming his boyfriend had slapped him. The male was quite camp and holding a tabby kitten in his arms. I went in as did my female crewmate and she spoke to the hysterical male whilst I spoke to the offending boyfriend. As i was talking to him hysterical boyfriend came into the kitchen screaming 'you fucking bitch!!' With this the kitten went flying...and I jumped between the two and a struggle ensued.. I recall 'treading' on something during the struggle. It all calms and the now not so hysterical male is calling for the kitten (i cannot recall it's name) "OH MY GOD!!" shouts the other male pointing to the small tabby kitten lying motionless on the kitchen floor. It was dead (suspected broken neck) I can only assume I trod on it during the scuffle. The camper of the couple then shouted "murderer!" at me and launched himself at me.... ....and got nicked for assault on Police. He later recieved a caution. <Uncle Albert Mode Off> You coudn't make it up
