Text from TOG at Spa-Francochamps

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Champ, Jul 6, 2008.

  1. Champ

    Champ Guest

    "TOG down. I knew I shouldn't have sent you that gloating SMS.
    Tripped on the metal stairway down from the stands, stuck my left knee
    out to protect the cameras, and the criss cross lattice steel punched
    a square hole in my knee. I now have four stiches and a limp. At
    least I had the presence of mind to hand the Nikon to the nurse and
    get some pictures of the quack at work on my knee. You are permitted
    to laugh"

    Message ends.
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    Champ

    ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
    My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
    To email me, neal at my domain should work.
     
    Champ, Jul 6, 2008
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    Cab Guest

    Much obliged.

    BWAHAHAHAHA. TC.
     
    Cab, Jul 6, 2008
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  3. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Clumsy ****.

    That's going to be an uncomfortable ride home, no?
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 6, 2008
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  4. Clumsy twat. Glad to see he had the presence of mind to protect the
    important bit.
    --
    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "It's a moron working with power tools.
    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jul 6, 2008
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  5. Champ

    Eiron Guest

    Another accident to another member of the clique!
    Where will it all end?
     
    Eiron, Jul 6, 2008
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  6. Champ

    des Guest

    When you're all dead.

    D.
     
    des, Jul 6, 2008
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  7. Champ

    Domènec Guest

    Ah, it's the same trick of the seven plagues of Egypt again, then?
     
    Domènec, Jul 6, 2008
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  8. And you two can sod of an'all.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 6, 2008
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  9. Fekkorf. Fucking painful, it was. Thank Christ I didn't have to ride the
    Ducati back, as I'd taken the Beemer.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 6, 2008
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  10. I was thinking more of The One Plague of Paris.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 6, 2008
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  11. Champ

    des Guest

    What, you think it's coincidence ..?

    <fx: pats effigy of TOG with nail through knee>

    D.
     
    des, Jul 6, 2008
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  12. Champ

    Domènec Guest

    Voodoo, plagues, rains of fire over cities, killer angels, world floods...
    that Jehovah c*nt of the Bible has proven both a bad sense of humour and
    being resourceful.
     
    Domènec, Jul 7, 2008
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  13. Champ

    platypus Guest

    Well, you did say 'Jehovah'.
     
    platypus, Jul 7, 2008
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  14. Champ

    des Guest

    *ding*

    D.
     
    des, Jul 7, 2008
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  15. Champ

    ginge Guest

    The 'Red Seine Pedestrian'.
     
    ginge, Jul 7, 2008
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  16. Champ

    Domenec Guest

    P`tain, je me suis fait avoir...
     
    Domenec, Jul 7, 2008
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  17. Champ

    Domenec Guest

    Le pieton de la Seine rouge, plutot.
     
    Domenec, Jul 7, 2008
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  18. Champ

    des Guest

    T'inquiète.. t'es pas le premier.. et tu ne seras pas le dernier..

    D.
     
    des, Jul 7, 2008
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  19. Champ

    des Guest

    ¿ como se llama tu hermana?

    D.
     
    des, Jul 7, 2008
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