test

<regrets teenage career choices>

 

No and I won't be for a while because the cardinals are under strict orders
not to send up the white smoke until 3 years are up. This means that it
will be the longest election in the history of the papacy and, more
importantly, I'll pick up on the 500 notes that I had on that very
eventuality - at a spiritually uplifting 200-1.

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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Looks like catholics have to spend a while longer in the Middle Ages.

Mind you, the new guy is 80, so dunno how long he'll last.

 

Champ scribbled on the back of a napkin:

Beware the Bavarian Catholics...

78, AFAIR he wouldn't be eligible if he was 80...

 

Champ emerged from their own little world to say

I noticed the Nigerian bloke tipped by the BBC yesterday seemed a bit
pouty.

 

I'll bet! ;-)

When I was a teenager, I (like just about every other male teenager on the
planet) was a mobile testosterone factory with a permanent hard on. The
mission was to drink, snort, fight and **** everything, while living on a
pot noodle and a snickers bar, per month.

I may be somewhat fucked up, but I had a whole heap of fun getting here!
;-)
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
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skype: fr.jack (without the dot)

 

Fr Jack wrote

In many respects I have not yet left my teens but I am glad to say that
I have grown out of pot noodles.

 

steve auvache says...

You and me both.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, steve auvache amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Bombay Bad Boys are to die for.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Bear amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Shin cups?

<Googles>

Nope, nothing immediately strikes me as being edible on the first
page...

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Bear amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Will have a look next time I'm there which incidentally, will be
tomorrow.

Ta.

 

sigh. I was thinking that too. It's quite depressing. Even though I'm
not a practicising left footer.

78, my dear chap. Born in 1927.

Here's a little profile for those interested:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=12&u=/ap/pope_ratz
inger_profile

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Some Nostradamus interpreter was rabbiting on today about the new Pope
causing a split in the church, and there being two Popes - one in Rome,
one in Avignon. Oh aye, and apparently one of them manages to piss off
the towelheads so much they invade Yoorp.

All this is supposed to happen next week/month/century.

 

Laura likes Pot Noodles, especially something called "Seedy Sanchez". Of
course, I always end up calling it "Dirty Sanchez" instead...

 

Please tell me you've never had to explain to her what *that* means......
She's so.... Er... Innocent. Then again. Maybe you should explain it as
I fear Nina's lad would just go the nuclear side of red if she asked
him......

Dave

 

Ah-hah!

By an amazing coincidence, AndrewR will be holidaying in France this
summer... he's not out of the running yet, then.

 

Oh FFS. I don't know if it's worse if he does know, doesn't know or
doesn't know and then goes googling.

I don't want to know.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Bear amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Just like the curry flavoured Pot Noodles then[1]

I can get chilli oil.

They've got those in the shop round the corner from where I used to
live. They've got Kooka, too but not nearly as good.

[1] Smells like a sweaty armpit.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Bear amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

So come on then, Delia, how do I make chilli oil?

Indeed. I've lived on it.

 

God's little Nazi.........
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
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skype: fr.jack (without the dot)