Team UKRM

Message received yesterday from Hog:

'Oops, Team UKRM Kwak looking rather bent, 15 min from end of 6 hours. James
bruised in D'patrick hosp. Sun all day'

Bugger....

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^^^^^^^^^^^

wot he said


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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Spete

Oh arse. I do wish they'd stop doing that.

<wanders off to workshop>

 

Make them some stabilisers.

 

ITYM "immobilisers"

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<sharpens bodge spreaders>

Further, the tank is severely dented and was ripped off the rear
mountings - the dent is commensurate, apparently. Guess we can tell
where James's bruises are then ...

They left the newly remolished plastics at the track, being beyond
economic repair :-(

 

Fuckers.

 

Lucky the wife does understand, eh?

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I'm sorry to hear this. Tough luck guys you deserve better than this
(even Alex) ;-)

Indeed.

 

I'll have to use Champ's cosmetics in future.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Just as well Champ didn't use all of that green paint.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

It's like dropping a pebble in a pond ...

 

I bet you're gutted.

 

<Dads army>
'We're doooooooomed'
</Da>

 

Hey, I binned it first. In the first twenty minutes of the race.
But at least I brought the bike home. James the big gurl only bust
his wrist. We had to go collect the bits (of the bike) in the van.

Still, not to worry.
It takes more than being middle field also-rans, talentless slow boys
and mechanical numpties to slow us down. Our enthusiasm continues
unabated. "We are invincible" in a bond bad guy kinda way.

P.S. I'd also like to add that the weekend was a blinder. One or two
moments were a bit sketchy (talk to hog if you want the details ;-)
but as an event, it fucking rocked. )

Thanks to Mike, Adie, Wik, Hog (who incidentaly owns a flying BMW),
er, that really rude Bonwick bloke.

Right, I've consumed £35 worth of alcohol since getting home.
I have to **** off and get some down-time. All flames, complaints
and general cries of "what"? will have to wait until I am sober.
Nightie night, dudes/dudettes. )

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Alex
BMW R1150GS
DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8
http://www.team-ukrm.co.uk
Windy's "little soldier"

 

This is what it is all about, having fun.

 

Apologies to all, it was just before the end of James's stint not the race
end. Champ missed his last cr^^^ er 1 hour session.

 

Did he? oh **** when did he sus that out.

5 men in a car went to....

5 men in a car went to.....

Nice to see you all again.
p.s. see it's true, I *really* don't GAF

 

That's really tough when that happens.

I'll look forward to it.