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Right now, I seem to do politics.

I'm currently re-writing a document for senior management, trying to
find a way of putting "you've really fucked this up" in a more
palatable way.

 

"this has been fucked up"

 

"A big boy appears to have fucked this up and then run away".

 

if it had been a 24 hour they'd have put another engine in it.

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Champ came up with the following;:

"**** it, I'm off to a decent company.."

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Ah, the passive voice. Of course.

I'm indebted.

 

Not specifically accusatory.

My pleasure. Anything else I can do?

 

Knock it up in powerpoint, would you?

 

alternatively:

"On a scale of 0-10 of fucked-upness, this would probably rate a 9".

Avoids even using a verb.

 

blame it on outside influences

 

sort your attributions out, cunty.

 

That would be pointless. The whole point is to show that the way we
do things doesn't work, and something has to change.

Unfortunately, what really needs to change is the people who will be
reading the document.

 

darsy wrote

Aren't you using rate as a verb? Of so then your statement is utter
fucking bollox.

 

Ah - I don't like Powerpoint. Sorry.

 

Sheesh. Do I have to do *everything* ?

 

Are they aware that problems exist or are they oblivious to any issues .

If they are aware that problems exist , then tell it like it is and in your
opinion what needs to be done to resolve the issue and the eventual outcome
if changes do not take place (that's why they may want you to create a
report on the situation)

Don't lay blame at any one individuals door try and advise how changes
everyone in the company can make will improve the situation

don't blame me if you get a little brown envelope with champ on the front
and p45 inside however I do accept cheques if you receive a bonus (cash
would be better)

Steve

 

I meant no verb referring to the person who fucked it up, so totally
passive.

 

darsy wrote

Oh right, in which case I withdraw the word utter.

 

darsy grabbed the crayons and scrawled

rate ?