Tanks? Don't talk to me about tanks...

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

wahey!

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Well! If you are going to give out clues like that then you might just
as well go round and do the job for them.

 

Bidet standard's softer & smells nicer.

 

You'll be more popular than that bloke who collects and runs jet engines
in his garden.

 

Ooh! You mean I'll soon have room to fix the Tiger?

 

Some of the big, commercial tumble-driers are heated by gas, so a spark
probably wouldn't be necessary.

 

platypus was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

.... followed by some lead fishing weights or so, then pack the tank in
lots of old blankets and chuck it into a cement mixer for several
hours. Should clean out the tank nicely and coat the tank's inside
with lead at the same time.

Supposed to be a popular tank cleaning method in the Fatherland,
this.

 

Nigel Eaton was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Speaking of which, would it be possible to drop by in the next four
weeks or so so we could make an attempt to drill out the various bolts
that are corroded into inaccessible or expensive parts of the Pan?

 

I add a few teaspoons of EDTA [1] to the distilled water bottle I use for
topping up. An apple a day and all that.


[1] I'm pretty sure EDTA is one of the constituents of BattAid.

 

Only because some lazy cow hasn't done the pots.

 

Fix the tank between the centres [1] or will it hit the bed?


[1] Off centre would be good.

 

Panzerkleeneruppenfuhrer:

"Ve need a bigger zement mixer, and lots off blenkits."

 

Sounds like my father, that also includes small (.020 cu inch)
unsilenced 2-stroke model plane engines, slightly larger 4-stroke poorly
silenced model plane engines, angle grinders, welders (look great at
night-darkLIGHT-dark-LIGHT-LIGHT-LIGHT-dark-LIGHT-LIGHT-LIIIIIIIIIGHT-dark)

Shite ole 2-smoke bike motors (see sig), shite old bikes, shite old cars
etc etc.

Toast of the street our family.

--
Martin:
"For a minute there, you bored me to death."
VTR1000 Firestorm
TDR250 http://ukrm.net/BIKES/Yamaha/tdr250.html
martin dot smith nine zero three at ntlworld dot com

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Timo Geusch

Yep. I'm away for a week from Saturday, but other than that I should be
around and about.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

The dishwasher was full of bike bits.

 

I think that the regs require model planes to be about 82db at 7 meters
or something, this is at full throttle.

Heh.. 2 stroke motors seem to be a favorite hate for some people. I
noticed this when flying my 2 stroke model plane at a local flying
field. A bloke came over from a near by house, and complained, even
though my plane was within the noise limits. He didn't seem to mind the
noisier 4 stroke plane that was flying.

 

Hmmmm, I'll make sure to take the dB meter next time.

He's jealous of the lurvely castor oil smell off em, that works for me,
and the oozing oil down the side of the plane, mmmmmmmm.

--
Martin:
"For a minute there, you bored me to death."
VTR1000 Firestorm
TDR250 http://ukrm.net/BIKES/Yamaha/tdr250.html
martin dot smith nine zero three at ntlworld dot com

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

OK, the more notice the better at the moment. So that's a nice change,
then...

*Loads* of time.

Temporarily homeless.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

82 db is a maximum, and it has to be measured with the plane held 1m off
the ground and measured from the back, front, left and right from 7
meters away.

You can loose a flying field if your plane is too loud.

Heh, I like that too.. apart from the plane being slimy and icky. Castor
is kinder to the engines though.

 

The current field is next door to RR's engine testing facility so it's
not too much of a problem.

For hands that fly aeries to feel soft as your face, choose mild yellow
castor oiiilll.

--
Martin:
"For a minute there, you bored me to death."
VTR1000 Firestorm
TDR250 http://ukrm.net/BIKES/Yamaha/tdr250.html
martin dot smith nine zero three at ntlworld dot com